Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
2017-02
Episodes
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
(Ep. 83): SR Podcast - February 2017
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without a podcast to step to....step to, step to...you get it; it's like that Aaliyah song.
We gave you a movie commentary to quench that junkie's thirst for our imminent return, but nothing can prepare you for this month's podcast that is sure to give you heart palpitations.
From the sultry tones of Al Pacino as he talks nipple clamps and spankings...to us wagering our souls, dignity and enthusiasm on 2017 films...and of course we have a game for you, because we love you so very much.
We return with "Hey Fuckhead," where we tear apart those in Hollywood that really piss...us...off, here's a hint; he's a world leader who probably has a tiny wiener...take that as you may.
Just in time for Valentine's Day, the newest Simplistic Reviews podcast. Body harnesses and ball gags not included.
NOTESWorld War Z
Jimmy Fallon & Alec Baldwin
Green Lantern ShortlistMUSIC
Cocaine Model By ZHU
By The Croft By Joakim Karud
What Time Is It By General Crook
Tuesday Jan 31, 2017
(Ep. 82): Savage Beach - Movie Commentary: January 2017
Tuesday Jan 31, 2017
Tuesday Jan 31, 2017
1989 | Action | 92 min
Ready for a trip to Savage Beach?
Come and enjoy beautiful our water
Wine and dine with at the island's number 1 restaurant.
And come see the last of what the 80's have to offer in Andy Sidaris'...
Savage Beach
TRAILER
Ladies and Gentlemen WE ARE BACK!
THE WOMEN!
THE GUNS!
THE OVER THE TOP CRAZIEST ACTION SCENES!
Ah... 2017 is going to be a good year! All new 90's Andy Sidaris' Films to watch. Honestly what more could you want!?
Shit...I just remembered...the 90's sucked and the world is in turmoil. Oh well let's enjoy what we have left then.
Drug agents Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) crash-land on a remote island, rumored to have a gold treasure. Treasure isn't the only thing on this island, war-gold seekers searching for their gold will do anything for riches.
Initial release: 1989 Director: Andy Sidaris Screenplay: Andy Sidaris Music composed by: Gary Stockdale