(Ep. 114): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: December 2018

December 21, 2018

Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good podcast! The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to jingle some bells and deck some halls with Simon Appleton from Moustache Movie News. We ask the expert in all things U.K. everything from Brexit, the metric system, and Meghan Markel...we also take a break to read some Christmas cards sent to Santa, much to the chagrin of our Jewish cohost Matthew Stewart. We also bring back one of our favorite games, Simplistic Titles, to see if Simon knows what movies are real and which ones come from the dark recesses of DJ Valentine's twisted mind. All that reindeer crap and more on a fa-la-la-la-loaded episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast

 

MUSIC

Deck The Halls By Album House

Hark The Herald Angels Sing By Album House

Jingle Bells By Album House

O Little Town Of Bethlehem By Album House

We Wish You An Indie Christmas By Aaron Tosti

Happy Christmas Deck The Halls By Be Still The Earth

8-Bit Blues By Fairlight

Move By OBOY

 

NOTES

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Audition

Aladdin First Look

Lindsey Lohan Beach Club

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Simplistic Reviews: Aquaman

December 17, 2018

Today we try something new. DJ and Justin sit down and talk about what they liked, didn't like and what should of been.

This is Simplistic Reviews on Aquaman.

Aquaman
PG-13

2018 ‧ Fantasy/Science Fiction ‧ 2h 22m

 
Once home to the most advanced civilization on Earth, the city of Atlantis is now an underwater kingdom ruled by the power-hungry King Orm. With a vast army at his disposal, Orm plans to conquer the remaining oceanic people -- and then the surface world. Standing in his way is Aquaman, Orm's half-human, half-Atlantean brother and true heir to the throne. With help from royal counselor Vulko, Aquaman must retrieve the legendary Trident of Atlan and embrace his destiny as protector of the deep.
 
Release date: December 21, 2018 (USA)
Director: James Wan
 
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