Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode.
Friday Jan 20, 2023
Friday Jan 20, 2023
#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers
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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!
In Like Flint | 1967Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot.
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Friday Jan 20, 2023
Friday Jan 20, 2023
#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers
Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!
In Like Flint | 1967Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot.
Listen to this Podcasthttps://simplistic.media/podcasts
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Sunday Jan 15, 2023
Sunday Jan 15, 2023
Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes-ish!
Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before.
Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #Wednesday #adamsfamily
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!
And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)
Double Team | 1997A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son.
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#jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!
And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)
Double Team | 1997A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son.
Listen to this Podcasthttps://simplistic.media/podcasts
#jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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Site: http://Simplistic.ReviewsiTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming
Sunday Dec 25, 2022
Sunday Dec 25, 2022
It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022.
Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips.
TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES
(Cast In Order Of Appearance)
0:00:55 - In The Heart Of Darkcast
(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi)
0:04:50 - Pratt Fall
(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro)
0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span
(Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)
0:13:00 - Oscars So Young
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)
0:17:15 - Morbi-Who Pt1 & Pt2
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt)
0:21:32 - Fictional Football Hall Of Fame
(DJ Valentine)
0:24:37 - WandaReVision
(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh)
0:29:11 - Kenobi Comes Clean
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)
0:33:35 - Woody
(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh)
0:36:59 - Alan Grant Is Bad With Kids
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Jeanette Ward)
0:41:02 - No Peace
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)
0:44:20 - Star Spangled Manhandling
(DJ Valentine)
0:47:30 - If You Can't Stand The Heat
(Justin Polizzi, DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas)
0:52:29 - World's Worst Detectives
(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)
0:56:05 - While You Were Sleeping
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)
0:59:51 - Villain Swap!
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Justin Polizzi, Matthew Stewart)
1:04:36 - You Have My Sympathies
(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Jay Cluitt)
1:06:41 - The Nightmare Before Skeletor
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)
1:10:58 - Accidental Anti-Hero
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Mark Hofmeyer)
1:14:43 - Over My Dead Body
(Matthew Stewart, Jay Cluitt, DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)
1:18:21 - Christmas Fiction
(DJ Valentine)
1:21:51 - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
(DJ Valentine)
Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!
Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!
Robotrix | 1991
A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.
#police #robotrix #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary________________________________________________________________
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Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!
Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!
Robotrix | 1991
A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.
#police #robotrix #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary________________________________________________________________
Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews
iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming
Thursday Dec 15, 2022
Thursday Dec 15, 2022
Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksToday is 2022 a Year in Review The good and bad of movies and tv all in 15 mins (time is based on a 1000 watt microwave)A podcast in 15 minutes!Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews#2022 #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #movies #bodiesbodiesbodies #avatar #wayofthewater #thebatman #houseofthedragon