Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Monday Aug 01, 2022
Monday Aug 01, 2022
Since Matthew apparently got infected with the T-Virus, Justin and DJ are joined by special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. They discuss the CW-afication of modern tv shows, they add F-words in PG movies, they talk about how believable or unbelievable Rob Zombie's latest project is. All that and more on the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Wednesday Jul 20, 2022
Wednesday Jul 20, 2022
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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.
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Strike Commando | 1987In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.
#StrikeCommando #Commentary #Action #Podcast #rambo #vietnam
Wednesday Jul 20, 2022
Wednesday Jul 20, 2022
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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.
YouTube Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/
Strike Commando | 1987In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.
#StrikeCommando #Commentary #Action #Podcast #rambo #vietnam
Friday Jul 15, 2022
Friday Jul 15, 2022
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DJ has his Compound V, Matt has a guy up his manhood rubbing away and Justin just wants to avoid Homelander.
A podcast in 15 minutes!
The Boys: Season 3It’s been a year of calm. Homelander's subdued. Butcher works for the government, supervised by Hughie of all people. But both men itch to turn this peace and quiet into blood and bone. So when The Boys learn of a mysterious Anti-Supe weapon, it sends them crashing into the Seven, starting a war, and chasing the legend of the first Superhero: Soldier Boy.
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#amazon #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Theboys #theboysonprime
Friday Jul 01, 2022
Friday Jul 01, 2022
WARNINGOn this July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we talk movies and tv as usual. After the opening sketch, however, we do talk about the events of June 24th and the overturning of Roe v Wade. In addition, we take some angry, yet honest pot shots at America, the Supreme Court, the religious right, racist MAGA loving politicians, and everyone else doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights. If you'd rather not hear us discuss that, skip to the 22 minute mark in which we get into entertainment news. Thank you.
Oh, and if you are one of the ones doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights...F%*k...and we as a show mean this with all due respect...Off.
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Monday Jun 20, 2022
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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!
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Sworn to Justice | 1996After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.
#CynthiaRothrock #Commentary #Action #Podcast
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Monday Jun 20, 2022
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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!
Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews
Sworn to Justice | 1996After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.
#CynthiaRothrock #Commentary #Action #Podcast
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
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DJ has his wigman, Matt is off training at Top Gun and Justin wants to know who the hell the enemy is in Maverick.
A podcast in 15 minutes!
Top Gun: Maverick | 2022After more than 30 years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. Training a detachment of graduates for a special assignment, Maverick must confront the ghosts of his past and his deepest fears, culminating in a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those who choose to fly it.
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#TopGunMaverick #ShortPodcast #Podcast #TomCruise #TopGun
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Summer is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is coming in red hot. We talk Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We talk Batman. We talk time machines. We talk Batman time machine movies. And then we get really zany. Enjoy us taking shots at Toy Story and Jurassic Park and Halo the TV series. All that and more on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Friday May 20, 2022
Friday May 20, 2022
#Stallone #Commentary #Review #PodcastWant More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
Oh boy it's the 20th again, that means another crappy movie commentary! Since it's "that time of the month again" we figured we go to the $5 bin of DVDs that no one cares for. This time we picked out a Stallone movie...nope not that one...the other brother...sign.
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Terror in Beverly Hills | 1989The president's daughter is held for ransom in Beverly Hills by a group of middle eastern terrorists. Retired special forces agent and karate master, Hack Stone, is sent on a risky operation to get her back.