Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

(Ep. 189): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2022

Marlon Brando and a stick of butter. James Wan and King Kong. A Muslim Joker and a cannibalistic Batman. The September episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is filled with non sequitur tangents just like this and more. So pop some Ritalin or Adderall or whatever the hell you use to pay attention and enjoy the semi-offensive ride.

(Ep. 188): American Ninja - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: August 2022

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Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviewsAmerican Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.
 
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(Ep. 188): American Ninja - Movie Commentary: August 2022

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with  movie audio as well)
Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviewsAmerican Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.
 
#AmericanNinja #Commentary #Action #Podcast #ninja #80s

Simply 15 | Ep.19 - Prey

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksDJ has rewrote prey, Matt still looking forward to cocaine bear, but has issues with this bear and Justin is happy to finally see a simple good movie for the trial price of free. A podcast in 15 minutes!Prey | 2022A skilled Comanche warrior protects her tribe from a highly evolved alien predator that hunts humans for sport, fighting against wilderness, dangerous colonisers and this mysterious creature to keep her people safe.Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews#hulu #ShortPodcast #Podcast #prey #predator

(Ep. 187): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2022

Since Matthew apparently got infected with the T-Virus, Justin and DJ are joined by special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. They discuss the CW-afication of modern tv shows, they add F-words in PG movies, they talk about how believable or unbelievable Rob Zombie's latest project is. All that and more on the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 186): Strike Commando - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2022

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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
 
Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.
 
YouTube Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/
 
Strike Commando | 1987In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.
 
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(Ep. 186): Strike Commando - Movie Commentary: July 2022

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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
 
Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.
 
YouTube Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/
 
Strike Commando | 1987In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.
 
#StrikeCommando #Commentary #Action #Podcast #rambo #vietnam

Simply 15 | Ep.18 - The Boys: Season 3

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DJ has his Compound V, Matt has a guy up his manhood rubbing away and Justin just wants to avoid Homelander. 
 
A podcast in 15 minutes!
The Boys: Season 3It’s been a year of calm. Homelander's subdued. Butcher works for the government, supervised by Hughie of all people. But both men itch to turn this peace and quiet into blood and bone. So when The Boys learn of a mysterious Anti-Supe weapon, it sends them crashing into the Seven, starting a war, and chasing the legend of the first Superhero: Soldier Boy.
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#amazon #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Theboys #theboysonprime

(Ep. 185): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2022

WARNINGOn this July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we talk movies and tv as usual. After the opening sketch, however, we do talk about the events of June 24th and the overturning of Roe v Wade. In addition, we take some angry, yet honest pot shots at America, the Supreme Court, the religious right, racist MAGA loving politicians, and everyone else doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights. If you'd rather not hear us discuss that, skip to the 22 minute mark in which we get into entertainment news. Thank you. 
Oh, and if you are one of the ones doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights...F%*k...and we as a show mean this with all due respect...Off.

(Ep. 184): Sworn to Justice - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2022

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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) 
 
We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!
 
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Sworn to Justice | 1996After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.
 
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