Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Friday Aug 20, 2021
Friday Aug 20, 2021
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m
An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. (From IMDB)
A long lost podcast from 2018 has been found. Today is a treat of a commentary, first it is a real retro of a cast from a simpler time and more importantly a prequel to one of our most loved films ever, Fit to Kill by our favorite director Andy Sidaris.
So sit back and enjoy some babes, bullets and hot tubs!
#Movie #Commentary #HardHunted #Podcast
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
This is your spoiler notice for this podcast.
Another 15 min podcast is here, one we didn't think would ever happen after 2016 flop of a film: Suicide Squad. The Suicide Squad (2021) is a soft reboot that happens to be a semi-sequel and you know what we enjoyed this one...and yet it flopped at the box office...get ready for the REBOOT!
Note to self never do another WB movie on this damn site again. You will never understand the copyright strikes WB hands for reviewing their stupid films. Go suck an egg WB!
#thesuicidesquad #DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review________________________________________________Site: http://SimplisticReviews.netTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simplisticreviewsiTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming
Sunday Aug 01, 2021
Sunday Aug 01, 2021
August is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to finish out the summer. This month, the boys discuss the future of the MCU, Popeyes Chicken, the idiot who spoiled the finale of Loki for Matt & DJ, Justin's kinship with the show Luther, Papa New Guinea, treats with names that lean heavily toward sexual innuendo, the ending of Grease, and so much more. Stick it in your earholes, press play, and enjoy the hi and low jinks.
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect.
Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m
An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.
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#Movie #Commentary #Action #HollywoodCop #Podcast #80s
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect.
Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m
An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.
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#Movie #Commentary #Action #HollywoodCop #Podcast #80s
Thursday Jul 15, 2021
Thursday Jul 15, 2021
Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic film series, Lethal Weapon.
Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes we're continuing this gimmick but only because of the love we have for the great Richard Donner.
Thank you Richard for all the wonderful movies.
Lethal Weapon (1987) Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Lethal Weapon is an American buddy cop action-comedy media franchise created by Shane Black. It focuses on two Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) detectives, Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh. The franchise originally consisted of a series of four films released between 1987 and 1998, and later a television series which aired from 2016 to 2019. All four films in the series were directed by Richard Donner and also share many of the same core cast members, while the television series recast the main roles with younger actors instead. Though the first film was not explicitly a comedy, the later films and the television series gradually became comedic in nature.
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Thursday Jul 01, 2021
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
It's America's birthday so the boys at Simplistic Reviews are throwing a party full of patriotism and pride and...potshots at Hollywood and painful impressions and petty arguments about Batman films. After the opening send-up on Top Gun, the boys get theoretical with another edition of Believable Or Bullshit. Julie's latest diary entry follows that and then the return of one of our favorite games...Simplistic Fisticuffs.
All that and more on this bottle rocket of an episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Sunday Jun 20, 2021
Sunday Jun 20, 2021
The Pit | 1981 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 36m
A solitary and strange preteen boy wreaks revenge on his harassers when he makes a disturbing discovery in the depth of a forest. (From IMDB)
Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Today we go out to the woods and play around a pit with a mystery of which we haven't encountered with before. Let's all spend some quality time together and throw all of our problems into this hole in the ground. Problems, a hole... no this isn't about Shia LaBeouf.
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#Movie #Commentary #Horror #ThePit #Podcast
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes another gimmick from Simplistic Reviews...we don't like ourselves either.
Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!
Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic, Tango & Cash.1989 ‧ Comedy/Buddy cop ‧ 1h 44m
Police officers Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) are narcotics experts working to bring down drug lord Yves Perret (Jack Palance). In an attempt to stymie their efforts, Perret sets up Tango and Cash, making it look as if they've killed an FBI agent. Arrested and put in prison, the two cops formulate an escape plan and, once out, team up with Tango's exotic dancer sister, Katherine (Teri Hatcher), in order to clear their records and take down Perret once and for all.
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Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Yo June! On this latest edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything from Woody Allen to Woody from Toy Story...from Henry Golding to Henry Cavill...from Willy Wonka to Big Willy Smith. All that, several Real American jibes at the classic GI Joe animated series and underhanded jokes at Steven Seagal's expense on episode 160 of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
AND...If you want to sing along to the opening song, here are DJ's alternative lyrics to the G.I. Joe theme:
DJ's Alternative Lyrics To The G.I. Joe Theme Song
Crashing through the skies,
comes a fearful cry.
Cobra! x2
(CHORUS OVERLAPPING)
Cobra! x2
Armies Of the night,
Evil taking flight.
Cobra! x2
(CHORUS OVERLAPPING)
Cobra!
Ow! My throat!
Nowhere to run,
Nowhere to hide!
Panic spreading far and wide,
Who can turn the tide?
(CHORUS)
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
G.I. Joe is there!
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
They cause their share of damage, to be fair!
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble,
And causing mayhem!
We put alarming faith in them!
Can the world oppose,
Deadliest of foes.
Cobra! x2
(CHORUS OVERLAPPING)
I'm coughing blood!
This really hurts!
Joes will risk it all,
To end the evil call of,
Cobra! x2
(CHORUS OVERLAPPING WITH COUGH)
They never give up,
They never say die.
Walking tall with banners high,
They sound the battle cry!
(ALPINE OVERLAPPING)
Leroy Jenkins!
(CHORUS)
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
G.I. Joe resists!
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
Your government's funding this!
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble,
Over land and sea and air!
They're why we cut your Medicare!
(NARRATOR)
G.I. Joe is the code name for American's daring, highly trained special mission force. Even though they consist of half-dressed karate experts, Native Americans with attack eagles, and guys really committed to sports motifs. Their purpose? To defend us from Cobra. A ruthless terrorist organization with really good branding. I mean, I wouldn't wear an al Qaeda t-shirt, but I'd rock the hell out of that Cobra logo.
(CHORUS)
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
Although many are foreign!
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
Seriously, check their origins!
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble,
They're one hell of a team!
A jingoistic wet dream!
(COBRA COMMANDER OVERLAPPING)
Cobra! I can't see shit in this goddamn mask!
(CHORUS)
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
One guy has a talking bird!
G.I. Joe!