Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Episodes
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m
A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB)
China O'Brien was one of the hardest movies to find, yet one of the best movies we ever watched...we'll in terms of fighting since the acting and story is nothing much to write home about. But damn those fight scenes are amazing. We can only hope the sequel lives up or excels in the fighting category.
Since this film is so hard to find we will upload some fighting scenes for you to see on our YouTube channel. Also, in our video version of this podcast you'll see a few fights appear as we watch.
Grab that popcorn, hold on to your peg of a hand and long live our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock! One of the best action stars...ever!
#Movie #Commentary #China #Podcast
Thursday Apr 15, 2021
Thursday Apr 15, 2021
Is it that time of the month already? Yes it is! So here is our 15 minute podcast...let's get to it!
In episode 2 the gang gives their one word review of Godzilla vs Kong.
Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!
#Godzilla #KingKong #GodzillavsKong #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review
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Thursday Apr 01, 2021
Thursday Apr 01, 2021
On the April Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys explain their disgust for Easter candy, Matthew comes up with a new invention that'll make billions, a special guest priest hear their sins for Simplistic Confessional, and torpedoes are away in another game of Simplistic Submarine. All that and a bunny dies...just kidding...or am I? (Ahem) All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
Saturday Mar 20, 2021
Saturday Mar 20, 2021
(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well) Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them. Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should have in it's DNA.
Grab that shamrock milkshake and test your luck with a sequel that really isn't, everyone this is Troll 2.
Saturday Mar 20, 2021
Saturday Mar 20, 2021
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them. Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should have in it's DNA.
Grab that shamrock milkshake and test your luck with a sequel that really isn't, everyone this is Troll 2.
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Have 15 minutes? Good, now you have a 15 minute podcast to watch/listen...let's get to it!
In episode 1 the gang gives their one word review of WandaVision.
Don't have 15 minutes? Okay fine, they like it...alot!
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Monday Mar 01, 2021
You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and more on this full pint of fun known as the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)
Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.
Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!
A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.
Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.
Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!
A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.
Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down some tough choices in the return of the game Kill F%*k Marry.
All that and more on this not so romantic February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.