Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Episodes
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Monday Mar 01, 2021
You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and more on this full pint of fun known as the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)
Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.
Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!
A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.
Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.
Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!
A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.
Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down some tough choices in the return of the game Kill F%*k Marry.
All that and more on this not so romantic February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Thursday Jan 14, 2021
Thursday Jan 14, 2021
(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)
You ready to be racist brother!
Ready when you are Spence!
Ok Bru lets do this!
Thunder!
When the Sun comes up in paradiseThe girls look prettyOoh they look niceI can smell the cocoa-lotion in the airCool breeze blowin everywhereBetter start running'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)
Thursday Jan 14, 2021
Thursday Jan 14, 2021
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
You ready to be racist brother!
Ready when you are Spence!
Ok Bru lets do this!
Thunder!
When the Sun comes up in paradiseThe girls look prettyOoh they look niceI can smell the cocoa-lotion in the airCool breeze blowin everywhereBetter start running'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)
Friday Jan 01, 2021
Friday Jan 01, 2021
Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you:
1. Take The F%*king Elephant...a game based on guessing the eerily similar films of Liam Neeson.2. Simplistic Titles...a game based on figuring out which films Valentine describes is real or fake.3. Simplistic Death...a game based on guessing a film based only on the description on how the bad guy dies in the end.4. Simplistic Switcheroo...a game in which the gang theorizes which actor could do another actor's career better.
All that and so much more on this Auld Acquaintance Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Friday Dec 25, 2020
Friday Dec 25, 2020
To close out the year, we thought it would be fun to look back on all the sketches we've done in 2020. Julie is your guide as we go from a John Rambo-esque rant on the Star Wars Cinematic Universe, to the two part Sesame Street Syndicate sketch, to He-Man and the Transformers messing about, to Doctor Doom dentistry, to Scream Shenanigans, to Home Alone fallout, and all the great sketches in between...with a little behind the scenes stuff thrown in. So sit back, relax, and enjoy one last silly show before the year is out.
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
We love our horror and holiday movie commentaries each year and this one has been on the list. Now we finally get to cross it off...no killer Santa, no killer Elf's...Killer Gingerbread!
An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Oh and that Ginger is Gary Busey...yep that Busey.
Happy Holidays everyone!
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Holiday Hijinks come once a year, and with The Simplistic Reviews here, you should have no fear!
After all the good tidings 2020 has given us, its time to head to The First Korean Church of SR as confessional gets sexy in the newest segment; "Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi."
Blue Collar Comedy and The Kings of Comedy talk, Matt giving people their signs, DJ creaming over the life's work of Aaron Sorkin, and so much more in this festive edition of the highest rated podcast of recently divorced dads who are planning on creating an OnlyFans Page to pay for their child support; The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.