Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from Spring break...clean...sober...and ready to go. One of those things are true. The boys discuss everything they missed since they’ve been gone. From James Gunn rehiring, to the etymology of the word “trump”, to that famous last line in Lethal Weapon 2. You remember that one right? We sure didn’t. Doug Funny, Oregon Trail, Jenny & Melissa McCarthy...all points of interest or disinterest on this Spring fling episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
NOTES
Jenny McCarthy Anti-Vax
The word “trump” means...
Oregon Trail
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Remake
MUSIC
Fast Times Club By IDOL
Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander
Sunday Mar 31, 2019
Sunday Mar 31, 2019
So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!
The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!
Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.
Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?
So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary like none other...a mystery movie...eh movie commentary!?
Sunday Mar 31, 2019
Sunday Mar 31, 2019
So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!
The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!
Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.
Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?
So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary like none other...a mystery movie...eh movie commentary!?
Friday Mar 01, 2019
Friday Mar 01, 2019
Today we try something new, something mysterious, something crazy! DJ and Justin watch a movie like they did so many times before. But this time it's different. This time Justin carefully selected from the Simplistic Reviews ever growing library of shitty movies, a film DJ has never seen nor heard of. And that's not all. This time DJ has no idea what he will be watching, he knows nothing, just like you! So join DJ as he is only aware of recording a movie commentary...not what movie...but...a mystery movie!
Saturday Feb 09, 2019
Saturday Feb 09, 2019
February is not only the month of love. It is also the month in which the hooligans from the Simplistic Reviews Podcast return! On this season premiere episode, the boys have intellectual discussions/ profanity-laced tangents about Liam Neeson’s past, America’s rampant use of blackface, Benedict Cumberbatch‘s most creepy role, Jeff Goldblum (AGAIN), and Albert Finney’s best role...Dr. Albert Hirsch in the Bourne Ultimatum...it’s subjective.
All that and more on this heartwarming and romantic February episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
NOTES
Albert Finney The Bourne Ultimatum
Liam Neeson Cosh Stalker
MUSIC
Fast Times Club By IDOL
Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander
Sunday Jan 13, 2019
Sunday Jan 13, 2019
The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries!
We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines.
Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill!
Hard to Kill
1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40m
When police detective Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) uncovers ties among corrupt cops, the mob and charismatic politician Vernon Trent (Bill Sadler), a hit is ordered on his family. During the attack, Storm's wife is killed, and the cop himself is severely injured. After waking up from a years-long coma, Storm, aided by gorgeous nurse Andy Stewart (Kelly LeBrock), slowly gets back on his feet and plots revenge against those who wronged him, particularly the duplicitous Sen. Trent.
Release date: February 9, 1990 (USA)
Director: Bruce Malmuth
Box office: 47.4 million USD
Screenplay: Steven McKay
Music composed by: David Michael Frank
Sunday Jan 13, 2019
Sunday Jan 13, 2019
The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries!
We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines.
Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill!
Hard to Kill
1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40m
When police detective Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) uncovers ties among corrupt cops, the mob and charismatic politician Vernon Trent (Bill Sadler), a hit is ordered on his family. During the attack, Storm's wife is killed, and the cop himself is severely injured. After waking up from a years-long coma, Storm, aided by gorgeous nurse Andy Stewart (Kelly LeBrock), slowly gets back on his feet and plots revenge against those who wronged him, particularly the duplicitous Sen. Trent.
Release date: February 9, 1990 (USA)
Director: Bruce Malmuth
Box office: 47.4 million USD
Screenplay: Steven McKay
Music composed by: David Michael Frank
Friday Dec 21, 2018
Friday Dec 21, 2018
Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good podcast! The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to jingle some bells and deck some halls with Simon Appleton from Moustache Movie News. We ask the expert in all things U.K. everything from Brexit, the metric system, and Meghan Markel...we also take a break to read some Christmas cards sent to Santa, much to the chagrin of our Jewish cohost Matthew Stewart. We also bring back one of our favorite games, Simplistic Titles, to see if Simon knows what movies are real and which ones come from the dark recesses of DJ Valentine's twisted mind. All that reindeer crap and more on a fa-la-la-la-loaded episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast
MUSIC
Deck The Halls By Album House
Hark The Herald Angels Sing By Album House
Jingle Bells By Album House
O Little Town Of Bethlehem By Album House
We Wish You An Indie Christmas By Aaron Tosti
Happy Christmas Deck The Halls By Be Still The Earth
8-Bit Blues By Fairlight
Move By OBOY
NOTES
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Audition
Aladdin First Look
Lindsey Lohan Beach Club
Monday Dec 17, 2018
Monday Dec 17, 2018
Today we try something new. DJ and Justin sit down and talk about what they liked, didn't like and what should of been.
This is Simplistic Reviews on Aquaman.
Aquaman
PG-13
2018 ‧ Fantasy/Science Fiction ‧ 2h 22m
Once home to the most advanced civilization on Earth, the city of Atlantis is now an underwater kingdom ruled by the power-hungry King Orm. With a vast army at his disposal, Orm plans to conquer the remaining oceanic people -- and then the surface world. Standing in his way is Aquaman, Orm's half-human, half-Atlantean brother and true heir to the throne. With help from royal counselor Vulko, Aquaman must retrieve the legendary Trident of Atlan and embrace his destiny as protector of the deep.
Release date: December 21, 2018 (USA)
Director: James Wan
Friday Nov 30, 2018
Friday Nov 30, 2018
Don't count your turkeys before they're clucked...that's a saying, right? The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for November comes right under the wire just in time to tell you what happened to Harry Potter, explore the career and voice of Kathleen Turner, discuss the filmography of Steven Seagal and create a brand new Pokemon. The boys test the limits of reality with the return of Believable Or Bullshit. Justin reveals which classic '70s show he'll be watching next on TV Roundup. And we flip Hollywood on its head with another edition of Simplistic Switcheroo. All that and more on the award-winning Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
NOTES
Hard To Kill
HPV Michael Douglas
Detective Pikachu
Michael J. Fox on Curb
MUSIC
Fast Times By Idols
Sun Traces By Isaac Joel
Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander
Runaway Ghost By Travis Loafman