Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Have 15 minutes? Good, now you have a 15 minute podcast to watch/listen...let's get to it!
In episode 1 the gang gives their one word review of WandaVision.
Don't have 15 minutes? Okay fine, they like it...alot!

You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and more on this full pint of fun known as the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)
Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.
 
Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!
 
A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.
 
Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".
 

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.
 
Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!
 
A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.
 
Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame". 

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down some tough choices in the return of the game Kill F%*k Marry.
All that and more on this not so romantic February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)
 
You ready to be racist brother!
Ready when you are Spence!
Ok Bru lets do this!
Thunder!
When the Sun comes up in paradiseThe girls look prettyOoh they look niceI can smell the cocoa-lotion in the airCool breeze blowin everywhereBetter start running'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)  

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
 
You ready to be racist brother!
Ready when you are Spence!
Ok Bru lets do this!
Thunder!
When the Sun comes up in paradiseThe girls look prettyOoh they look niceI can smell the cocoa-lotion in the airCool breeze blowin everywhereBetter start running'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)  

Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you: 
1. Take The F%*king Elephant...a game based on guessing the eerily similar films of Liam Neeson.2. Simplistic Titles...a game based on figuring out which films Valentine describes is real or fake.3. Simplistic Death...a game based on guessing a film based only on the description on how the bad guy dies in the end.4. Simplistic Switcheroo...a game in which the gang theorizes which actor could do another actor's career better.
All that and so much more on this Auld Acquaintance Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

To close out the year, we thought it would be fun to look back on all the sketches we've done in 2020. Julie is your guide as we go from a John Rambo-esque rant on the Star Wars Cinematic Universe, to the two part Sesame Street Syndicate sketch, to He-Man and the Transformers messing about, to Doctor Doom dentistry, to Scream Shenanigans, to Home Alone fallout, and all the great sketches in between...with a little behind the scenes stuff thrown in. So sit back, relax, and enjoy one last silly show before the year is out.

We love our horror and holiday movie commentaries each year and this one has been on the list. Now we finally get to cross it off...no killer Santa, no killer Elf's...Killer Gingerbread! 
An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Oh and that Ginger is Gary Busey...yep that Busey.
Happy Holidays everyone!