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Friday Jan 12, 2018
Friday Jan 12, 2018
Fit to Kill
R
1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m
L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a sinister international jewel thief.Release: 1993 Director: Andy SidarisScreenplay: Andy SidarisThere isn't anything to say about this film except it is amazing! Please...Stop whatever your doing and watch this film now!Honestly this is one of the best we have ever watched on the Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary. It's been awhile and we are glad to come back to the films by Andy Sidaris. What more could you ask for...
Girls!
Guns!
and
G-Strings!
I mean clearly it has everything. And to top it off the movie has one hell of a Bond undertone. Just wait till that we get there. We once again tip our hat to you Mr. Sidaris... Thank you!
P.S. Be on the lookout for a young Kenny Powers
Friday Dec 22, 2017
Friday Dec 22, 2017
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman
R
2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m
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Sam (Christopher Allport) is traumatized by his experience the previous Christmas, battling Jack Frost (Matt Falletta), a murderous snowman possessed by a serial killer. His wife, Anne (Eileen Seeley), thinks a trip to the tropics will get his mind off the snow, so they pack their bags and head to a resort on an island in the Pacific. Meanwhile, the FBI accidentally resurrects Jack's remains during an experiment. Jack heads to the island, covers it in snow and embarks on another rampage.
Initial release: November 21, 2000
Director: Michael Cooney
Film series: Jack Frost Film Series
Music composed by: Chris Anderson
Screenplay: Michael Cooney
Well to finish off our Holiday Movie Commentaries we decided to dive into Jack Frost 2. There is much to say but watch the first Jack Frost and stop. Jack Frost 2 is not a good bad movie but a bad movie. They forgot the good this time around. So stay warm by that fire place and remember not to eat the yellow snow!
Happy Hanukkah
Merry Christmas
Happy Festivus
Happy New Year
and from us all at Simplistic Reviews thank you for listening and reading! We have big things planned this year we think you will enjoy!
See you next year...
Friday Dec 22, 2017
Friday Dec 22, 2017
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman
R
2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m
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Sam (Christopher Allport) is traumatized by his experience the previous Christmas, battling Jack Frost (Matt Falletta), a murderous snowman possessed by a serial killer. His wife, Anne (Eileen Seeley), thinks a trip to the tropics will get his mind off the snow, so they pack their bags and head to a resort on an island in the Pacific. Meanwhile, the FBI accidentally resurrects Jack's remains during an experiment. Jack heads to the island, covers it in snow and embarks on another rampage.
Initial release: November 21, 2000
Director: Michael Cooney
Film series: Jack Frost Film Series
Music composed by: Chris Anderson
Screenplay: Michael Cooney
Well to finish off our Holiday Movie Commentaries we decided to dive into Jack Frost 2. There is much to say but watch the first Jack Frost and stop. Jack Frost 2 is not a good bad movie but a bad movie. They forgot the good this time around. So stay warm by that fire place and remember not to eat the yellow snow!
Happy Hanukkah
Merry Christmas
Happy Festivus
Happy New Year
and from us all at Simplistic Reviews thank you for listening and reading! We have big things planned this year we think you will enjoy!
See you next year...
Sunday Dec 17, 2017
Sunday Dec 17, 2017
Elves
1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m
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A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado.
Release date: October 24, 1989
Director: Jeffrey Mandel
Screenplay: Jeffrey Mandel
Music composed by: Vladimir Horunzhy
Production company: Action International Pictures
That time of the year is back when the gang sits around and watches nothing but terrible holiday themed movies.
Today is not only our first appearance of Dan Haggerty here at Simplistic Reviews but also a ending for a movie that flabbergasted DJ. I suppose this would already be enough for a Movie Commentary but nope...that's not all. We also have a homeless department store Santa investigating a modern-day Neo-Nazi plot to finally bring about the master race that Hitler had always dreamed of.
Instead of a race of pure-blood Aryans, it is revealed that Hitler dreamed of a race of half-human/half-elf hybrids.
Yep... what a movie everyone. So grab that egg nog and sit back, things are about to get weird.
Merry Christmas!
P.S. Enjoy the Elves because next week is a cold one set on a tropical island. Try not to question it.
Sunday Dec 17, 2017
Sunday Dec 17, 2017
Elves
1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m
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A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado.
Release date: October 24, 1989
Director: Jeffrey Mandel
Screenplay: Jeffrey Mandel
Music composed by: Vladimir Horunzhy
Production company: Action International Pictures
That time of the year is back when the gang sits around and watches nothing but terrible holiday themed movies.
Today is not only our first appearance of Dan Haggerty here at Simplistic Reviews but also a ending for a movie that flabbergasted DJ. I suppose this would already be enough for a Movie Commentary but nope...that's not all. We also have a homeless department store Santa investigating a modern-day Neo-Nazi plot to finally bring about the master race that Hitler had always dreamed of.
Instead of a race of pure-blood Aryans, it is revealed that Hitler dreamed of a race of half-human/half-elf hybrids.
Yep... what a movie everyone. So grab that egg nog and sit back, things are about to get weird.
Merry Christmas!
P.S. Enjoy the Elves because next week is a cold one set on a tropical island. Try not to question it.
Sunday Dec 03, 2017
Sunday Dec 03, 2017
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
On this early holiday addition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss all the Hollywood news they missed while on Thanksgiving break during an edition of Can You Dig It. They also review everything from The Punisher to Vice Principals during TV Roundup. They even get to try out some new impressions during the game Simply Quotable…and all this is bookended by Justin’s attempt to cancel a gift basket he bought from Costco…yes really. All that, a new trailer spoof, and some underhanded shots at Matt Lauer on this Season’s Greetings episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.NOTESVince McMahon Buys WCW
DC Execs Rush Justice League for bonuses
Amazon Lord Of The Rings
MUSICBy The Croft By Joakim Karud
Road Trip By Joakim Karud
Utopia In Peril By Chillout
Chill Out Soul Rap By Nkato
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Monday Oct 30, 2017
Monday Oct 30, 2017
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
PG-13 ‧ 1988 ‧ Science fiction film/Cult film ‧ 1h 28m
When teenagers Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look very much like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities, but everyone assumes their story is a prank. Meanwhile, the clowns set about harvesting and eating as many people as they can. It's not until they kidnap Debbie that Mike decides it's up to him to stop the clowns' bloody rampage.Release date: May 20, 1988 (USA)
What could be better then watching some Killer Klowns this Halloween!? Well with the Simplistic Reviews crew! Join us as we watch a movie that was made to be wacky and goof, yet its still better then half the shit that comes out today! So grab that frankenberry! Pour some of that Halloween themed choice of beer because... this Movie Commentary is gonna scare your socks off!
Tuesday Oct 17, 2017
Tuesday Oct 17, 2017
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew takes the reigns and guides us on a spooky journey which takes us from Harvey Weinstein, to Tyrese & Rock beefs, to Rush Hour sequels. The boys play the game where crossdressing is totally allowed, What Are You Supposed to be, and we all try to figure out the name of the black guy who hosted Nick Arcade. All that and more on a terror-filled edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast!
NOTES
The Rock v Tyrese
Deathsalker
Justice League Trailer
Pacific Rim Trailer
MUSICThe Thing Theme by John Carpenter
The Great Pumpkin Soundtrack by Vince Guaraldi
Gremlins Theme by Jerry Goldsmith
Beetlejuice Theme by Danny Elfman
Halloween Theme by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross
Psycho Killer by Talking Heads
Killer Klowns From Outer Space Theme by The Dickies
Savin' The Day by Alessi
The Shining Theme by Wendy Carlos and Rachel Elkind
Monday Oct 09, 2017
Monday Oct 09, 2017
In the edition of Simplistic Interviews, Matt "sits down" with director, Lou Simon, and discusses her newest film, "Lou Simon's 3."
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Saturday Sep 30, 2017
Saturday Sep 30, 2017
Samurai Cop
1991 ‧ Crime film/Thriller ‧ 1h 36m
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Release date:January 1, 1989 (USA)
Director:Amir Shervan
Screenplay: Amir Shervan
Film series: Samurai Cop Film Series
Well we know how to pick them don't we? Movie Commentary is back but this time with MORE ACTION! MORE BABES AND MORE INCREDIBLE LINE READING!
What the hell is Samurai Cop? You may be asking... Well according to Google it's about ...
But according to IMDB...
Samurai Cop follows Joe Marshall and Frank Washington who are police detectives assigned to stop the ruthless activities of the Katana a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers! All they want want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.
Then again... since we live in a world of fake news and fake facts its honestly entirely up to debate. But we here at Simplistic Reviews say, "Samurai Cop is a classic on so many levels!"
Everyone hold on this one gets kinda weird but then again it was the early 90's.
Here we go, this is Samurai Cop!