Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
On this mid-February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys attempt to break the record for most obscenities and deplorable subject matter brought up while still staying under the guise of a film and television review program. Jairo from the True Bromance Film Podcast stops by to help them accomplish their mission. They discuss the Spidey-Pocalypse...they discuss Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache....they disgrace anyone who watched 50 Shades of Grey...and they get all their frustrations out on Hollywood with one of their favorite games, Hey F*%khead. All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Seriously...take a shot whenever you hear an F-bomb. You'll be in rehab around halfway through
SHOW NOTES
Michael Jordan Hitler Mustache
Rinko Kikuchi
The Nothing from The Neverending Story
The Wolf
MUSIC NOTES
Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul
20/20 Theme
Inside The Actors Studio Theme By Angelo Badalamenti
Great Escape Theme By Elmer Bernstein
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
In this Super Bowl Edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we...um...don't talk about the Super Bowl. We do talk to Dan Clark from The Talking In Circles Podcast. Dan gives us his take on Pratt possibly being cast as Indiana Jones. In exchange for his well thought out analysis the boys force him to share deep dark secrets about himself on a segment we like to call Simply Ashamed. DJ reveals how he lost his one true love, Matt reveals a hidden musical talent, and all three of them take great pleasure in the absurdity of the film Lean On Me. All this and more on this Super Bowl/Non Super Bowl Edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast
SHOW NOTES
Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
Lean On Me
A Recorder
Black Mirror Pig Joke
Joker Explains How He Corrupted Harvey Dent
Purple Man
Bruce Jenner Is A Woman Now
MUSIC NOTES
Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
It's A Shame Remix By The Spinners
Inside The Actors Studio Theme Angelo Badalamenti
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
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It's a brand new year and a brand new episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month the boys are not just joined by a Vern...they are joined by The Vern from The As You Watch Podcast and The Vern's Video Video Vortex. They pop his Simplistic cherry with a good ol' game of Kill, F&%k, Marry. And like all guests, the boys decide to go Inside The Podcaster...yes...it's as gross as it sounds. Also...Julie and Vern admit their feeling for each other. All this and more on this January 2015 edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast
Show Notes
Bill Cosby
Deadpool Dead
No Bourne Crossover
Wolverine Dead
Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch No Longer Mutants
Fantastic Four Josh Trank Set Report
Batman v Superman Split
Music Notes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme
G.I. Joe Theme
Thundercats Theme
Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul
Action In Memphis By Johnny Pearson
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
Inside The Actors Studio Theme Angelo Badalamenti
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
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You thought you might have heard the last of us this year.......uh, uh, uh. The Best...The Worst...The Most Anticipated...And More! The boys at Simplistic Reviews close off 2014 with a conversation about the best and worst films of the year. They also take a look into the future and geek out about their most anticipated films of 2015. Justin begs for movies in the future to make him laugh, Matt admits to having a thing for maniacs, DJ’s blood pressure spikes when talking about his most hated film, Julie makes an insensitive joke about North Korea, which more than likely prompts the site’s eventual hacking. Download and listen...while you can.
NOTES
Sigmund Freud Joke Explanation
BB-8
Terminator Genisys Trailer
London Has Fallen
The Sony Hack & Leaks
MUSIC
Luchini by Camp Lo
House of the King by Focus
Head Over Heels by Tears For Fears
We Gotta Get Outta This Place by The Animals...OUR NEW 2015 CLOSING THEME SONG!
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
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Ho-Ho-Holy Sh%t! It's December again and the boys at Simplistic Reviews has a show full of holiday cheer. They've got partridges...pear trees....dreidels...Santa letters/threats...Olaf the snowman from Frozen...black stormtroopers...Kevin Feige: Stand-Up Comedian...megalomaniac Mickey Mouse...holiday movie spoilers...all that and more on the 2014 Holiday Edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Show Notes:
Star Wars Trailer
Suicide Squad Casting
Spectre
Stand-Up Comedian from the 80s Fashion
Music Notes:
Christmas Is All Around Us By Billy Mack
My Flows is Tight By Lord Digga
Christmas Vacation By Mavis Staples
Christmas Time Is Here By The Vince Guaraldi Trio
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
So it’s Thanksgiving when everyone is thankful. Here at Simplistic Reviews we’re thankful for some great films including some really crappy ones. But this time we decided today was the best to explore one the greatest films Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Everyone come! Sit around the table. Pour a glass of whatever wets your whistle.
Grab your turkey and stuffing, and make sure you save some room for a SR Movie Commentary!
Today we explore the greatness that is John Hughes and touch up on our geography. We will laugh and shed a tear. We’ll talk about a fantastic soundtrack and do you have any room for some Bacon, some Kevin Bacon!?!?
Everyone sit around the fire and let’s listen to Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary of Planes, Trains and Automobiles!
Eh well maybe you shouldn’t listen to this SR Movie Commentary with the family at Thanksgiving…or should you? Only one way to find out right?
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
On this Spooktacular Halloween edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys welcome back JD Duran from Insession Film. Other than further corrupting this classy professional podcaster...the boys talk about Marvel's HUGE announcements, DC's HUGE announcements, gush over The Flash, bitch more about Gotham, comment on the Boardwalk Empire finale, Walking Dead premiere, and consider NBC's Constantine. JD also gets to moderate our second ever draft, which this time involves the boys trying to make their best monster squad. It's a razor 'blade in the apple' sort of show that you don't want to miss.
SHOW NOTES
Insession Film
Cenobites
The Monster Squad
Marvel Film Slate
DC Film Slate
Age Of Ultron Teaser
Age Of Ultron Extended
Ever See Chinatown Motherf@%ker?!
Skinny Zach Galafanakis
Jason Biggs pissing on Chelsea Handler
MUSIC NOTES
"Nightmare On My Street" By DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
"Autumn Thunder" By Sam Spence
"My Flows Is Tight" By Lord Digga
"Inside The Actors Studio" By Angelo Badalamenti
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
As fall descends across the land, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is the funk of 40,000 years. In this month's edition, the boys spring forward and fall back to poking fun at Shia LeBeouf's childhood proclivities, Urban Dictionary's more interesting entries, and Jeremy Renner's lackadaisical attitude toward his career. All while still having time to pay a little John Singleton penance.
As you might remember, Justin and Matt were unlucky enough to lose a game of Simply Quotable a couple of month's back and had to watch the 2001 hood classic, Baby Boy. To make a long story short, there is dick sniffing, Snoop Dogg shooting, and men-inside-giant-wombs talk.
The boys also tackle the news Bob Barker style in a new segment called Simplistic Showcase. There is big money, big prizes, and a variety of obscenities.
All of this, plus our take on Fox's Gotham, how Boardwalk Empire is doing so far, and soooooooo much more, on this month's Simplistic Reviews Podcast for October.
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
Show Notes:
Blumpkin
Tetris Movie
Charlie Countryman
Baby Boy got the sniffles
Inherent Vice
DJ's Hidden Princess Bride Reference
Matt's Hidden Big Lebowski Reference Slaughter Film Action Movie Time Machine
Music Notes:
Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul
Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon
Game of Thrones Theme Remix
White Lines By Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel
My Flows is Tight By Lord Digga
Pure Imagination By Gene Wilder
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
DIE HARD
The gang is back with another Movie Commentary! After Lethal Weapon 2 what film could the gang follow with but the classic masterpiece known as, DIE HARD! That's right HANS! Take your shoes off and curl those toes on the carpet, we are going to start to blow some sh%t up! Get your Alan Rickman voice ready and hold on tight because one of the greatest action films with some of the most amazing deaths may also be one of the greatest Christmas films. That also means Ode to Joy will be playing in your ear for a solid week.
So lets get our kill on!
(Please note: Simplistic Reviews does not condone real killing, only in your imagination, we are all for that ;)
Show Notes:
Alan Rickman's Answering Machine
Let's order a pizza!
Bill Clay
Music Notes:
Die Hard Ode To Joy
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
The boys are back, and ready to slap you, your momma, and your whole family in the face, literally. I mean you've heard the things they say, having your family slapped would be the least of your worries.
This month the boys have a rapid fire edition of talk in the new segment "Can Your Dig It?" And they fantasize about what might be in the pockets of film characters in the newest game "Get Your Hand Out Of My Pocket."
Plus, since The Simplistic Reviews is world renown, the guys get visited by Kevin Feige, Guillermo del Toro and the incomparable Al Pacino. No really. Well...not really. But kinda really. That, Jessica Chastain hate, concern for Hayden Panettiere and what Keith David pulls out for air in this month's Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Show Notes:
Keith David not pulling it out for air
Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark
Malcolm X
Can You Dig It!?
Preggo Hayden
Pacino in a Marvel Movie?
Matthew Nable as Ra's al Ghul
FF4 Pics?
Slaughter Film Action Movie Time Machine
Music Notes:
Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul
Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon
Sweet Georgia Brown By Brother Bones
Can You Dig It By IllMind
Plain Jane By Sid Phillips
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