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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: April Edition
It's that time of the month again, take that as you may, but you won't need any tampons to listen to April's Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
In this month's edition we ponder who is more evil, Red Skull or Adolf Hitler, Sheri Moon Zombie's ass, and Justin tries to sell Matt on Mad Men, and the P-word gets thrown into the mix.
The guys also test their movie quote knowledge in the new segment, "Simply Quotable," and do a little Summer movie preview of their own with Iron Man already making waves.
If you like good wholesome family fun, well, find another podcast. If you like three guys talking out of their ass for over an hour, well, now you're on the right track with The Simplistic Reviews podcast.
Also, May 6th is National Nightmare Day, a Day to celebrate the 1984 horror classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street." Check over at SlaughterFilm.com for more information.
Show Notes:
Hannibal Review
Summer Movie Preview
The Benefit of Mad Men
National Nightmare Day
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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast : March 2013
You might ask yourself, "Hey Simplistic Reviews! It's April, this isn't the March Podcast." Well, yeah, you're right......that's all I got. You got us listening public, this is the March Simplistic Reviews Podcast, posted in April.
We discuss everything from chocolate Easter bunnies to Peeps and even fit in some time to worship the Season Three Premiere of "Game of Thrones."
And while it seems like we have no shame (have you listened to any of our previous podcasts) we actually do, as we introduce a new segment, "Simply Ashamed" where we talk about crying, bestiality, and illegally recording "Ghost Rider," but not necessarily in that order.
So gather around the old iPod, or your Zune, bring grandma and enjoy the fun of The Simplistic Reviews March Podcast.
Show Notes
Sexy Cartoon Babes
Game of Thrones Love
Understanding Shame
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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Late Edition: February 2013
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
Like the old cliche; "better late than never" The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back, and we're just as cliched as we were back in January.
In this February edition we wax poetic on the failings of non-Marvel Studios films, pass judgement on Bruce Willis' latest John McClane adventure, "A Good Day To Die Hard," and rip Seth MacFarlane a new one.
Plus, this time Matt is in the hot seat with another edition of "Word Association." From Harrison Ford to breast milk, nothing is off limits to Matt's rage, while Justin and DJ have their feelings hurt by our cybernetic robo-babe, Julie.
All this and much more in our "late" February podcast, right here on Simplistic Reviews.
Show Notes
Boycotting Non-Marvel Comic Films
A "Good" Day to "Die Hard"
Why Seth MacFarlane Sucks
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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: 2013 Oscars Special
In this very special edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast we break down the 2013 Academy Award, this Sunday, February 24th. Will "Argo" make The Academy rue the day they didn't nominate Ben Affleck for a best actor award for "Gigli?" Will another French Revolution occur with "Amour?" Will we ever get to see the SyFy Original movie, "Zero Dark Thirty-One: The Return of bin Laden?"
All of this and much, much more in our special Oscar edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Below are the categories we cover in the podcast, with our favorites BOLDED.
Best Animated Film: FRANKENWEENIE
PIRATES: BAND OF MISFITS
BRAVE
PARANORMAN
WRECK IT RALPH
Best Screenplay Adapted: CHRIS TERRIO-ARGO,
LUCY ALIBAR & BEN ZEITLIN-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD
DAVID MAGEE-LIFE OF PI,
TONY KUSHNER- LINCOLN
DAVID O. RUSSELL-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
Best Original Screenplay: MICHAEL HANEKE-AMOUR,
QUENTIN TARANTINO-DJANGO
JOHN GATINS-FLIGHT
WES ANDERSON & ROMAN COPPOLA-MOONRISE KINGDOM
MARK BOAL-ZERO DARK THIRTY
Directing: MICHAEL HANEKE-AMOUR,
BEN ZEITLIN-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD
ANG LEE-LIFE OF PI
STEVEN SPIELBERG-LINCOLN
DAVID O. RUSSELL-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
Best Supporting Actress: AMY ADAMS-THE MASTER
SALLY FIELD-LINCOLN
ANNE HATHAWAY-LES MISERABLES
HELEN HUNT-THE SESSIONS
JACKI WEAVER-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK.
Best Supporting Actor: ALAN ARKIN-ARGO
ROBERT DENIRO-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN-THE MASTER
TOMMY LEE JONES-LINCOLN
CHRISTOPH WALTZ-DJANGO UNCHAINED
Best Actress: JESSICA CHASTAIN-ZERO DARK THIRTY
JENNIFER LAWRENCE-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
EMMANUELLE RIVA-AMOUR
QUVENZHANE WALLIS-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD
NAOMI WATTS-THE IMPOSSIBLE
Best Actor: BRADLEY COOPER-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS-LINCOLN
HUGH JACKMAN-LES MISERABLES
JOAQUIN PHOENIX-THE MASTER
DENZEL WASHINGTON-FLIGHT
Best Picture-AMOUR,
LIFE OF PI
ARGO
LINCOLN
BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD
SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
DJANGO UNCHAINED
ZERO DARK THIRTY
LES MISERABLES
Show Notes
Official Academy Awards Site
Django Review
Silver Linings Playbook Review
The Master Review
Zero Dark Thirty Review
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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: January 2013
Our first podcast of the year, and we'd like to thank all the fans and
readers for making 2012 a success for us. Right out of the gates we
discuss how J.J. Abrams will balance his responsibilities between "Star
Trek" and "Star Wars." We judge the HBO original series "Girls" in our
newest segment, "Open & Shut" where we channel our inner Jack McCoy
and Atticus Finch. And we debate what is the Biggest Bad-ass 80s Action
Film in "Simply the Best."
All of this, and much more, including a beer can with no manners, Bill
Murray getting hand jobs, and our longing for Saturday Morning Cartoons.
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
Show Notes:
Matt's take on Girls
The Force is strong with Abrams
Great courtroom scenes
The best of 80s Action
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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: December 2012
You've all been clamoring for it, well here it is. The Simplistic
Reviews Podcast for December 2012! In this sophomore edition we dig
into the holiday season with what made us happy in the cinema during
2012. From "The Dark Knight Rises" to the re-release of "Pulp Fiction"
we touch it all, and not in that inappropriate way....okay, just over
the pants, but give us a break.
We also give AMC, Nerds, "The Vow", and British -Voiced Nazis a hard time in our newest segment, "Sincerely."
All this and more on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for December 2012.
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November 2012
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
Welcome all to the inaugural Simplistic Reviews Podcast! This is
something that we had been planning for a while, and we finally got it
done. This edition we talk James Bond, namely, his newest adventure
"Skyfall," and remember some of his greatest villains and which James
Bond theme song speaks to us.
Not in that creepy way that your uncle used to when he was drunk during Thanksgiving.
We also talk TV, where DJ explains why "Arrow" is his newest guilty
pleasure, Justin talks about balls dropping, and why Jewish people
aren't allowed to watch "Mad Men," while Matt asks "Why is AMC so
stupid!"
We also wonder "What is it about Ghost Dad that gets our motors
revving?" And "What was Morgan Freeman really doing during his voice
over sessions on "March of the Penguins?"
All this and more on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for November 2012.
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Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Simplistic Reviews presents: Indie Insider - Stuck, Interview with Director Angela Palladino
In our first in a series of interviews we will be conducting during the production of the film "Stuck," Simplistic Reviews is happy to have Writer, Producer, and Director, Angela Palladino, on this Simplistic Reviews Podcast special, "Indie Insider." SR's own, Matthew Stewart, runs the gamut with Angela that stretches from her motivation to film "Stuck," who inspires her, and what it's like to film close to home.
Angela's Indiegogo Page
Main (Stuck) Website
(Stuck) on Indiegogo
(Stuck) on IMDB
(Stuck) on Facebook
(Stuck) Trailer
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