Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

(Ep. 200): Terrifier 2 - Movie Commentary: February 2023

#Podcast #MovieCommentary #Horror #Terrifier Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
We made it to 200 episodes!!! Thank you everyone for the years of listening. We appreciate the support, so we figured we watch a frightening bloody story, much like our lives. 
Terrifier 2 | 2022Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night.
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Simply 15 | Ep. 25 - DC Gunning

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Has DC films has found the magic sauce with James Gunn? Will James fix the DCU? Is Marvel finished? Is Matt drunk? Find out on Simply15!Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #JamesGunn #Superman

(Ep. 169): Child‘s Play 3 - Movie Commentary: October 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
 
 
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It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.  
Child's Play 3 | 1991It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psychopathic killer, was apparently destroyed in a fire at a doll factory. Now Chucky's manufacturer is remaking the same line of toys with the old, still haunted materials. This resurrects Chucky, who goes after Andy (Justin Whalin), his former owner, who now attends military school. Chucky slashes his way through a string of grotesque murders as Andy tries to stop the homicidal doll and the spirit within it. #Halloween #Horror #ChildsPlay #Podcast #MovieCommentary
 

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(Ep. 199): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2023

Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode. 

(Ep. 198): In Like Flint - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2023

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers
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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) 
 
Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo! 
In Like Flint | 1967Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot.
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(Ep. 198): In Like Flint - Movie Commentary: January 2023

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers
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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) 
 
Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo! 
In Like Flint | 1967Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot.
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Simply 15 | Ep.24 -Wednesday

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Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before.
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(Ep. 197): Double Team - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2023

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Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries! 
And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)
Double Team | 1997A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son.
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#jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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(Ep. 197): Double Team - Movie Commentary: January 2023

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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) 
 
Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries! 
And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)
Double Team | 1997A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son.
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#jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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The Simplistic Reviews Sketch Year In Review 2022 Special

It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022.
Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips.
TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES
(Cast In Order Of Appearance)
0:00:55 -  In The Heart Of Darkcast
(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi) 
0:04:50 - Pratt Fall
(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro) 
0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span
(Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi) 
0:13:00 - Oscars So Young
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)
0:17:15 - Morbi-Who Pt1 & Pt2
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt)
0:21:32 - Fictional Football Hall Of Fame
(DJ Valentine)
0:24:37 - WandaReVision
(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh)
0:29:11 - Kenobi Comes Clean
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)
0:33:35 - Woody
(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh)
0:36:59 - Alan Grant Is Bad With Kids
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Jeanette Ward)
0:41:02 - No Peace
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)
0:44:20 - Star Spangled Manhandling
(DJ Valentine)
0:47:30 - If You Can't Stand The Heat
(Justin Polizzi, DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas)
0:52:29 - World's Worst Detectives
(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)
0:56:05 - While You Were Sleeping
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)
0:59:51 - Villain Swap!
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Justin Polizzi, Matthew Stewart)
1:04:36 - You Have My Sympathies
(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Jay Cluitt)
1:06:41 - The Nightmare Before Skeletor
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)
1:10:58 - Accidental Anti-Hero
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Mark Hofmeyer)
1:14:43 - Over My Dead Body
(Matthew Stewart, Jay Cluitt, DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)
1:18:21 - Christmas Fiction
(DJ Valentine)
1:21:51 - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
(DJ Valentine)