Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
Episodes

4 days ago
4 days ago
We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.
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Enter the Ninja | 1981Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit an old army buddy (Alex Courtney) and his seductive wife (Susan George), who are living on a large property targeted by a wealthy CEO, Charles Venarius (Christopher George), for oil drilling. When Cole fights off his stooges, Venarius recruits Cole's old ninjutsu school rival, the vicious Hasegawa (Shô Kosugi), leading to an explosive showdown.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082332/
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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #entertheninja #action #scifi #FrancoNero #Ninja #cannonfilms

4 days ago
4 days ago
We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.
Version with Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/
Enter the Ninja | 1981Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit an old army buddy (Alex Courtney) and his seductive wife (Susan George), who are living on a large property targeted by a wealthy CEO, Charles Venarius (Christopher George), for oil drilling. When Cole fights off his stooges, Venarius recruits Cole's old ninjutsu school rival, the vicious Hasegawa (Shô Kosugi), leading to an explosive showdown.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082332/
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Site: www.Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcastsSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviewsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygrammingiTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4
#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #entertheninja #action #scifi #FrancoNero #Ninja #cannonfilms

Sunday Jun 15, 2025
Simply 15 | Ep. 50 - Fanbase: Bitching and Moaning
Sunday Jun 15, 2025
Sunday Jun 15, 2025
Happy Father's Day! Today 3 doggie fathers bitch about people bitching.
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#Theaters #movies #superman #movie #hollywood #WB #film #manofsteel #starwars #fanboys #fans #twitter #snyder #snydercut

Sunday Jun 01, 2025
(Ep. 252): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2025
Sunday Jun 01, 2025
Sunday Jun 01, 2025
On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys bring back and old game, play a new game, meet the new Pope, discuss a new Sherlock Holmes, question the lack of TV racism in the 60s, belittle Ironheart, and revitalize the insult "twerp". All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Tuesday May 20, 2025
Tuesday May 20, 2025
(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)
Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.
Lady Terminator | 1988An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death and destruction.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095483/
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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Terminator #action #scifi #LadyTerminator #asia #asianmovies

Tuesday May 20, 2025
(Ep. 251):Fixed Audio Sorry - Lady Terminator - Movie Commentary: May 2025
Tuesday May 20, 2025
Tuesday May 20, 2025
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)
Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.
Lady Terminator | 1988An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death and destruction.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095483/
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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Terminator #action #scifi #LadyTerminator #asia #asianmovies

Thursday May 15, 2025
Simply 15 | Ep. 49 - Death of Theaters
Thursday May 15, 2025
Thursday May 15, 2025
The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies.
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#Theaters #movies #missionimpossible #tomcruise #tomcruisefan #ethanhunt #tomcruiseforever #tomcruisemovie #topgun #missionimpossiblefallout #tomcruisestyle #tomcruiselover #tomcruiseedit #topgunmaverick #movie #movies #hollywood #rebeccaferguson #film #jackreacher #tomcruiseuniverse #alita #henrycavill #missionimpossibleroguenation #tom #missionimpossibledeadreckoning #cinema #fallout #superman #maverick

Thursday May 01, 2025
(Ep. 250): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2025
Thursday May 01, 2025
Thursday May 01, 2025
May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Harrison Ford, and Peter Falk. It's enough to have two overweight men in their 40s fighting clumsily in the lobby of a movie theater with plastic replica lightsabers.

Sunday Apr 20, 2025
(Ep. 249): Light Blast - Movie Commentary: April 2025
Sunday Apr 20, 2025
Sunday Apr 20, 2025
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)
After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!
Light Blast | 1985A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/
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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #LightBlast #action #scifi #estrada #Italian #chips

Sunday Apr 20, 2025
(Ep. 249): Light Blast - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2025
Sunday Apr 20, 2025
Sunday Apr 20, 2025
(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)
After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!
Light Blast | 1985A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/
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Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews
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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #LightBlast #action #scifi #estrada #Italian #chips