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Killer Workout 1987 ‧ 1h 25m Killer Workout, also known under the original title Aerobicide, is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by David A. Prior. It stars Marcia...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES The boys at Simplistic Reviews are back for a brand new year of hijinks, hilarity, intrigue, and murder...well maybe not that last one.  On the January edi...

Fit to Kill R  1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m  L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a...

Fit to Kill R  1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m  L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a...

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R  2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________   Sam (Christop...

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R  2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________   Sam (Christop...

Elves 1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m ____________________________________________________________________________ A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo...

Elves 1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m ____________________________________________________________________________ A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this early holiday addition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss all the Hollywood news they missed while on Thanksgiving break during an e...

Killer Klowns from Outer Space PG-13 ‧ 1988 ‧ Science fiction film/Cult film ‧ 1h 28m     When teenagers Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet cras...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew takes the reigns and guides us on a spooky journey which takes us from Harvey Weinstein, to ...

    In the edition of Simplistic Interviews, Matt "sits down" with director, Lou Simon, and discusses her newest film, "Lou Simon's 3."   CLICK HERE for the entire Youtube intervi...

Samurai Cop 1991 ‧ Crime film/Thriller ‧ 1h 36m Play trailer on YouTube     Release date:January 1, 1989 (USA) Director:Amir Shervan Screenplay: Amir S...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Hello friends and soon-to-be enemies!  Since its Labor Day Weekend, the gang at Simplistic Reviews thought it would be a great time to get back to work.  But...

Gymkata 1985 ‧ R ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 30m (Trailer) YouTube It's that time of the year again, August. The month we all hated as it was the end of our summer vaca...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES When this show gets to 88 episodes, you're gonna hear some serious shit!  On the July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys tackle everything fro...

Thunder in Paradise PG  1993 ‧ Adventure ‧ 1h 44m         With all of the remakes coming out these days we figured doing Thunder in Paradise would help our chances ...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   Oh what a time to be alive! That's what we keep hearing. And yes, it's true, it is quite a time to be alive when you get to listen to another edition of...

Deadly Prey 1987 ‧ Drama/Action ‧ 1h 28m     In Vietnam, he was the best... He still is! You've requested it, We watched it! Deadly Prey is a fun film no doubt about that, m...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES    April Fools...this isn't really a podcast post....... so here's a picture of a Ryan Gosling eating cereal.       .....just kidding....maybe...but ...

  It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without a podcast to step to....step to, step to...you get it; it's like that Aaliyah song.   We gave you a movie commentary t...

1989 | Action | 92 min  Ready for a trip to Savage Beach? Come and enjoy beautiful our water Wine and dine with at the island's number 1 restaurant.  And come see the last o...

This is it guys and girls, the end of an era! The piece of shit known as 2016 is dead. 2016 was nothing but a douche to us all. Think about it, all horrible and horrific stuff. Do...

Merry Christmas! From Simplistic Reviews Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 1987 ‧ R‧ Drama/Slasher ‧ 1h 28min   Trailer    The sequel picks up on Christmas Eve some years af...

Suicide Squad - Extended Cut 2 hours, 14 minutes   Seriously? Yes I don't know why but we did another WB extended-we-don't-give-you-the-full-movie-the-first-time-cut. What to say a...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   On this Thanksgiving episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk about turkey and Donald Trump...A Minecraft movie and Donald Trump...Shelley...

YOUTUBE LINK CHECK US OUT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night....

 Child's Play 2 Play trailer on YouTube 1990 ‧ Slasher/Thriller ‧ 1h 24m     Movie Commentary Friday! (Is that a thing?) Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Ha...

Welcome to another Friday Night Family Movie Night!  Beware! Children at Play1hr 34mins | Horror | 1989  Well that happened... DJ and Justin just watched Beware Children at P...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY This month's show is themed around the genius of the late and great Gene Wilder. As we honor his legacy, we create our very own film monstrosities w...

Friday the 13th Part III 1982 | Slasher | 1hr 35min Welcome to the first ever 3D Podcast! How is a audio only podcast in 3D? We have no idea... Requested by Bradley Tayl...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this August edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys come back from their vacation and catch up with what they missed.  JD Duran from ...

Batman V Superman  2016 | Superhero | 181 minutes Today on this 4th of July we fight a 3hr war, one we thought we would lose. But we made it through all 3hrs of Zack Snyder's ...

Picasso Trigger 1988 | Action | 1hr 39mins   It's Friday! So we thought another   Movie Commentary was in order! Continuing our marathon of the one and only Andy Sidaris. If...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...Justin Polizzi...absolutely...LOSES IT!  Matt and DJ are powerless to stop him from  embracing...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY If you listened to the cold open to Episode 68 of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest starring Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing and Al Pacino, yo...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this “Spring Cleaning” episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing Podcast helps us talk remakes of TV shows, rebo...

Ready for another Police Academy Movie Commentary? Nether are we... But hey this is the last movie in the series and without a doubt better then that last one.  So for that ...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this ORDER 66 Episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys get prepped for Batman V Superman with a brand new skit.  Matt accepts our awar...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY You've heard from the experts...now hear from the madmen from Simplistic Reviews as they predict who will and who should win at the 2016 Oscars.  Don'...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY    On this Law & Order/Valentine's Day-centric episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs. Film and the Lamb joins the boy...

Malibu Express1985 | Crime/Mystery | 1hr 45minsFUN FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying...

Police Academy 3: Back in Training1986 | Comedy(?) | 1hr 23minsSHIT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   We did it! Call us crazy but we did it! When police funding is cut, Governor Ne...

George Lucas did it. Why can't we? We figured it was best since today Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out.  So don't get mad and if you would like to write out letter to ...

With only 1 day till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all ...

With only 2 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all...

With only 3 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all...

With only 4 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all...

With only 5 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all...

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