Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
Episodes
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
(Ep. 147): Order of the Black Eagle – Movie Commentary: November 2020
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon.
We are back watching another terrible action film of the 80s. Today, we celebrate the great Sir Sean Connery by watching a knockoff Bond film that is worse in every way you could possibly think off. (Don't worry we will watch the other shitfest in this series).
Trivia: I believe this film is the first film to make the star, the least entertaining person in the film. Maybe it was the actor who just seems not to really want be here. His character seems to just get lost in the story, almost how lost we got watching this damn cluster fuck. Oh and yeah he's "partner" is a baboon.
Let's do this!
Sunday Nov 01, 2020
(Ep. 146): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2020
Sunday Nov 01, 2020
Sunday Nov 01, 2020
Batman, the Joker, Ra's Al Ghul, Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers...seriously, a whole bunch of people show up on this special Election Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys politic about Hollywood news in the return of Can You Dig It. Julie's Diary reveals your favorite announcer's stance on the upcoming election...kinda. And the boys pick the winners to a couple of battles to the death in another round of Simplistic Fisticuffs. So do your constitutional duty and listen to this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
Friday Oct 30, 2020
12HR Spooktacular - 2020
Friday Oct 30, 2020
Friday Oct 30, 2020
Happy Halloween!
Join us again for 12 hours of 3 very non-productive men sitting around doing nothing but watching 8 films, 6 terrible and 2 good films.
Could it get anymore scary?
Re-live our first annual 12HR Spooktacular! Grab the movies below and watch along with us...if you dare.
Our lineup from the Oct. 17th.
Schedule (EST)
12:00pm - The Funhouse (1981)
1:35pm - Evil Dead (2013)
3:06pm - Break #1
3:11pm - Hellbound (1994)
4:45pm - Monster Dog (1984)
6:10pm - Intermission - Break #2
6:17pm - Soultaker (1990)
7:52pm - Final Destination 5 (2011)
9:14pm - Break #3
9:19pm - Pumpkinhead (1988)
10:45pm - Dracula (1931)
12:00am - End
Thursday Oct 15, 2020
(Ep. 145): Death Spa – Movie Commentary: October 2020
Thursday Oct 15, 2020
Thursday Oct 15, 2020
Death Spa
R 1989 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m
Customers at an exclusive fat farm are haunted by a force which turns exercise equipment into deadly killing machines.
Spooky!
Halloween is right around the corner, so lets watch a movie about exercise equipment killing people! Sounds like one hell of a movie right? We all know COVID-19 came with a lot. Now we need to loss a bit of weight, so come with us as we all signup to loss a few pints of blood. Oh and don't worry about the random murders. Each one banks us a free 3 week gym membership. Grab your LA Looks, that neon shirt and lets hit the gym...or spa...ugh...whatever this is Death Spa!
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Simplistic Takes Ep. 5 | The Boys: Season 2 (E1-E7)
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Matt and Justin sit down here on Simplistic Takes and discuss season 2 (up to episode 7) of the best show on right now, The Boys!
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
Simplistic Interviews Ep. 012: Debbie Rochon
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Matt chats with the fantastic Debbie Rochon, a women of so many talents it would be a travesty to mention this all in this summary.
Maybe you should just listen to the show and see what we mean.
For more info on Debbie, please visit Debbie's homepage, right HERE
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
(Ep. 144): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2020
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin talks about his brush with brush fires near his California home. The boys discuss frightening possibilities in a segment we call Scary Thoughts. Matt compares Justin to Robert Kraft inexplicably, and DJ dresses up in order to see if Matt and Justin can guess what he's supposed to be in a game called What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this spooktacular episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. Yes...we know spooktacular isn't a word.
Saturday Sep 19, 2020
Simplistic Interviews Ep. 011: John Brennan
Saturday Sep 19, 2020
Saturday Sep 19, 2020
We're back with another Simplistic Interview. This time we have John Brennan, a man of many talents.
From his kindergarten song writing career, days of working with Troma, and his magnum opus, the opening theme for "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs" on Shudder, we cover it all.
John was also one of the producers on Troma's latest take from the Bard; #ShakespearesShitstorm, which we also review HERE.
Matt and John also chat about how great Jim Henson truly was, might get a little political, and we let the crowd know that Troma is always looking for the next great script. It could be YOU!!!
Follow John on Twitter HERE
And find out more about #ShakespearesShitstorm HERE
Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
(Ep. 143): Sleepaway Camp – Movie Commentary: September 2020
Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
Happy Halloween!
It's official! Halloween has begun here at Simplistic Reviews. With everything that has been terrible this year, what more could you ask for then a good old slasher. Ready for some camping? How about a gender reveal party? We have it all here today with...
Sleepaway Camp
R 1983 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m
Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions gets their comeuppance.
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Monday Aug 31, 2020
(Ep. 142): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2020
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Monday Aug 31, 2020
On the September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys say the first things that come to their minds when hearing entertainment news stories in Word Association. Matt and Justin set the record straight about their feelings on Rick And Morty in another edition of Simply Say Anything. DJ rants about Star Wars...again, Julie laments about her favorite streaming services, and the boys discuss Genghis Khan...in a way. All that and more on the greatest podcast on Earth. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.