Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

(Ep. 155): Troll 2 – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: March 2021

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well) Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them. Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should have in it's DNA. 
Grab that shamrock milkshake and test your luck with a sequel that really isn't, everyone this is Troll 2.
 

(Ep. 155): Troll 2 – Movie Commentary: March 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them. Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should have in it's DNA. 
Grab that shamrock milkshake and test your luck with a sequel that really isn't, everyone this is Troll 2.
 

Simply 15 | Ep.1 - WandaVision

Have 15 minutes? Good, now you have a 15 minute podcast to watch/listen...let's get to it!
In episode 1 the gang gives their one word review of WandaVision.
Don't have 15 minutes? Okay fine, they like it...alot!

(Ep. 154): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2021

You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and more on this full pint of fun known as the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 153): Surf Nazis Must Die – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: February 2021

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)
Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.
 
Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!
 
A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.
 
Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".
 

(Ep. 153): Surf Nazis Must Die – Movie Commentary: February 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.
 
Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!
 
A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.
 
Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame". 

(Ep. 152): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2021

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down some tough choices in the return of the game Kill F%*k Marry.
All that and more on this not so romantic February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 151): Thunder in Paradise 2 – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2021

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)
 
You ready to be racist brother!
Ready when you are Spence!
Ok Bru lets do this!
Thunder!
When the Sun comes up in paradiseThe girls look prettyOoh they look niceI can smell the cocoa-lotion in the airCool breeze blowin everywhereBetter start running'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)  

(Ep. 151): Thunder in Paradise 2 – Movie Commentary: January 2021

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
 
You ready to be racist brother!
Ready when you are Spence!
Ok Bru lets do this!
Thunder!
When the Sun comes up in paradiseThe girls look prettyOoh they look niceI can smell the cocoa-lotion in the airCool breeze blowin everywhereBetter start running'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)  

(Ep. 150): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - January 2021

Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you: 
1. Take The F%*king Elephant...a game based on guessing the eerily similar films of Liam Neeson.2. Simplistic Titles...a game based on figuring out which films Valentine describes is real or fake.3. Simplistic Death...a game based on guessing a film based only on the description on how the bad guy dies in the end.4. Simplistic Switcheroo...a game in which the gang theorizes which actor could do another actor's career better.
All that and so much more on this Auld Acquaintance Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.