Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Sunday May 24, 2020
Sunday May 24, 2020
In this episode of "Beyond the Pale Ale" Matt chats with Stephanie Davis from Wicked Weed Brewing in Asheville, North Carolina.
Stephanie takes care of the entire state of Tennessee offering the latest and greatest from one of Asheville's most popular breweries.
Steph and Matt also go over new releases and the Beers That Build program.
Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.
If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof, e-mail him at matt@simplisticreviews.net or if you want to leave a general comment or maybe even want to throw your two-cents onto the show, e-mail contact@simplisticreviews.net
Show Notes
Giving Back to Asheville
Donating to the Cause
Beers That Build
Saturday May 23, 2020
Saturday May 23, 2020
Beyond Skline
R ‧ 2017 ‧ Sci-fi/Action ‧ 1h 45mDetective Mark Corley storms his way onto an alien spaceship to rescue his estranged son. When the ship crashes in Southeast Asia, he forges an alliance with a band of survivors to take back the planet once and for all.
The quarantine Netflix Party Edition continues with the classic 2017 sci-fi film, Beyond Skyline.
Oh it's not a classic?
I just assumed a movie about a father and aliens or a baby or something...wait I forget...what the hell did we just watch? Seriously, if you pulled a gun out and asked me to name one character, just one, you would be pulling that trigger.
Well, maybe letting you choice these movies is too much power, I'm honestly starting to think about taking my chances by leaving the house than watching another one of those "classic" Netflix films.
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Sunday May 17, 2020
Sunday May 17, 2020
On this episode of Beyond the Pale Ale, I chat with Adam Kamerer from Blackstone Brewing Co. in Nashville, Tennessee.
Being Nashville’s oldest brewery, Blackstone has been the ebbs and flows of a city that has grown at an exponential rate, and only to see what damage the recent pandemic has caused Nashville.
Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.
If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof, e-mail him at matt@simplisticreviews.net or if you want to leave a general comment or maybe even want to throw your two-cents onto the show, e-mail contact@simplisticreviews.net
Show Notes
Blackstone on Facebook
Blackstone on Instagram
Nashville Brewing Co on Instagram
Sunday May 10, 2020
Sunday May 10, 2020
In the inaugural episode of Beyond the Pale Ale, Matt sits down with Isaiah Kallman, from Black Abbey Brewing Co in Nashville, TN.
Discussion ranges from the difference between Michi-ganders and Miami-ans, and how Isaiah might actually be connected to royalty and own an actual castle!
Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.
If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof, e-mail him at matt@simplisticreviews.net or if you want to leave a general comment or maybe even want to throw your two-cents onto the show, e-mail contact@simplisticreviews.net
SHOW NOTES
Black Abbey Brewing Co.
Dad Rock Block
Tuesday May 05, 2020
Tuesday May 05, 2020
Big thanks to Greg and Will from MISCAST and everyone else for joining!
Listeners picked it, so we watched it...
Shark Night 3D...
Yippy.
Shark Night
PG-13 ‧ 2011 ‧ Horror/Thriller
Newly arrived at her family's lake-island cabin, college student Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends prepare for a weekend of fun in the sun. But soon after they dive into the lake, football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles out of the water with a grievous wound. Thinking Malik is the victim of a freak accident, the friends pile into a tiny speedboat and head for the hospital. To their horror, they discover that they are surrounded by hundreds of massive, hungry sharks.
Release date: September 2, 2011 (USA)Director: David R. EllisBudget: 28 million USDBox office: 40.1 million USD
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Still have that face mask by your side? Great! Wash those hands again because they're about to get bloody in this week's Netflix Party.
Big thanks to Greg and Will from MISCAST and everyone else for joining!
This time around we watched...
Bloodsport
1988 ‧ Action/Martial Arts
U.S. soldier Frank Dux (Jean-Claude Van Damme) has come to Hong Kong to be accepted into the Kumite, a highly secret and extremely violent martial-arts competition. While trying to gain access into the underground world of clandestine fighters, he also has to avoid military officers who consider him to be AWOL. After enduring a difficult training and beginning a romance with journalist Janice Kent (Leah Ayres), Frank is given the opportunity to fight. But can he survive?
Release date: February 26, 1988 (USA)
Director: Newt Arnold
Box office: 65 million USD
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
With a world starved for content, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to show you how low the bar has fallen. With the help of Jay Cluitt from Life Vs Film, Jeanette Ward from The Mundane Adventures of a Fangirl, Nicholas Rehak, Steven C. Phillips from Altered Geek, and Todd Liebenow from Forgotten Films, Simplistic Reviews presents their two-part exposé on Sesame Street. The fellas also discuss which movies are to die for if ever the theaters open back up. And we top it all off with a game in which choices will have to be made on which fictional character is allowed to marry Justin and Matt's daughters. All that and more on this untested and very sick episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Cowabunga!
Remember when Mom would say, "Stop playing with those damn turtle action figures, get out of the house and go play outside!?"
Boy times have changed...
Since we cannot play outside we decided to get together with our fellow podcasters and listeners, our friends, and watch 1990s classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles online with the Netflix Party Extension.
So grab that facemask, wash those hands and join us during the quarantine.
Big thanks to Freddy and Greg from MISCAST for joining!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
In New York, mysterious radioactive ooze has mutated four sewer turtles into talking, upright-walking, crime-fighting ninjas. The intrepid heroes -- Michelangelo (Robbie Rist), Donatello (Corey Feldman), Raphael (Josh Pais) and Leonardo (Brian Tochi) -- are trained in the Ninjutsu arts by their rat sensei, Splinter. When a villainous rogue ninja, who is a former pupil of Splinter, arrives and spreads lawlessness throughout the city, it's up to the plucky turtles to stop him.
Release date: March 30, 1990 (USA)Director: Steve BarronBox office: 202 million USD
Saturday Apr 04, 2020
Saturday Apr 04, 2020
While everyone is sitting home doing nothing, we decided to watch a movie that went nowhere except to maximum complete and utter nonsense...enjoy! :)
Our Man Flint
1966 ‧ Action/Comedy ‧ 1h 48m
When a global criminal organization flexes its power over weather and tectonic activity, secret agent Derek Flint (James Coburn) is summoned from retirement to get to the bottom of the matter. While he mulls over whether to take the assignment, he narrowly escapes an assassination attempt, but his spy agency commander, Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is nearly mortally wounded. Vowing to take the fight to the enemy, Flint treks through Europe hot on the trail of femme fatale spy Gila (Gila Golan).
Release date: January 16, 1966 (USA)
Director: Daniel Mann
Music composed by: Jerry Goldsmith
Screenplay: Hal Fimberg, Ben Starr
Saturday Mar 21, 2020
Saturday Mar 21, 2020
Stuck at home hiding from the Corona Virus? Watch some TV. Can't afford cable because you lost your job? Read a book. Suffering from illiteracy? Play with your kids. Hate your family? Well, there is always the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month the boys try to socially distance themselves from Harvey Weinstein, Kid Rock, Judith Light, Buzz Lightyear and even the wonderful world of Disney. They also debut a new segment in which they point out some Hollywood tropes they're sick of. All that and more, without the requirement of a breathing mask, on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast