Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Ready for another Police Academy Movie Commentary?
Nether are we...
But hey this is the last movie in the series and without a doubt better then that last one.
So for that last time (Thank God)
Grab that popcorn, get ready for dick jokes and enjoy the fact that there is no more Comdt. Mauser
Ladies and Gentlemen this is...
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol1987 | 1hr 28min | Comedy
We are finally done! Every Single Police Academy Film has been commented on by the gang at Simplistic Reviews.
Every Single One...
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
On this ORDER 66 Episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys get prepped for Batman V Superman with a brand new skit. Matt accepts our award from GeekCast Radio Network for best podcast. And to prove that they can be fair, the boys play a round of Simply Say Anything. Trailers, Indiana Jones, and Daredevil talk. All this and more on the March edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Notes
Order 66
Sean Connery Slapping Women Explanation
Judge Reinhold
Predator Poster
James Franco Batman Cowl
Music
Immediate Music - Person of Interest By Aleksandar Dimitrijevic
Let It Happen By Tame Impala
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
In Your Eyes By Peter Gabriel
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
You've heard from the experts...now hear from the madmen from Simplistic Reviews as they predict who will and who should win at the 2016 Oscars. Don't worry, the boys do their best to skate around the #OscarsSoWhite issue. What, are you kidding? They tackle it head on with enough irreverence that even Spike Lee flinch. They also tackle other topics like R rated animation, Jennifer Lawrence on the precipise of being hated, and Harvey Fierstein...a lot of Harvey Fierstein. All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Oscar Prediction Podcast
NOTES
Harvey Fierstein in Independence Day
Morgan Freeman Car Accident
MUSIC
Hot Shot By Saun & Star
Across 110th Street By Bobby Womack
Strawberry Letter 23 By The Brothers Johnson
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
On this Law & Order/Valentine's Day-centric episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs. Film and the Lamb joins the boys to discuss important topics like Earl Grey, Parliament, Paul Giamatti, Mr. T, and Christopher Walken. Also the boys take some time to admit some of their worst movie and television sins in another edition of Simply Ashamed.
All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast
NOTES:
FX Film
Life Vs. Film
Earl Grey
Billions
MUSIC
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
It's A Shame Remix By The Spinners
Law & Order Theme By Mike Post
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Malibu Express1985 | Crime/Mystery | 1hr 45minsFUN
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the chance. In between investigating the many women around the Contessa's estate, Abilene eventually uncovers a complex case of espionage and blackmail.
So Police Academy 3: Back in Training SUCKED! Don't worry we Love You (only you)! So we have you covered, Malibu Express is the shit (the good shit). Part of the Bullets Bombs and Babes collection from Andy Sidaris, Malibu Express keeps its silliness but adds more to its story then that of Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
Sure Ticket was fun as well but bringing a bit of mystery to an already entertaining film is going the extra mile. Something Police Academy 3 never did.
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Police Academy 3: Back in Training1986 | Comedy(?) | 1hr 23minsSHIT
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
We did it! Call us crazy but we did it!
When police funding is cut, Governor Neilson announces that one of the city's two police academies will have to be closed down. To make it fair, Neilson announces a competition to determine which academy will stay opened. Commandant Eric Lassard calls back some of his former students to train the new batch of students, hoping to get the edge on the rival academy, which is run by Commandant Mauser. Lassard's new instructors, the former students he has brought back, include Carey Mahoney, Eugene Tackleberry, Moses Hightower, Debbie Callahan, Larvell Jones, Laverne Hooks, and Douglas Fackler.
Among the new students at Lassard's academy are Cadet Nogata, Cadet Karen Adams, Cadet Bud Kirkland, Cadet Sarah, Cadet Hedges, former gang leader Zed, and Zed's roommate, Cadet Sweetchuck. In order to increase his own academy's chances of winning, Mauser persuades two of Lassard's officers, Kyle Blanks and Chad Copeland, to turn traitor and help Mauser. The competition becomes complicated when a local marina is robbed by a gang of thieves who are dressed as busboys.
Police Academy 3 is in the can, sure its a can full of shit, but it is in the can none the less. Since we are doing a Double Feature this Super Bowl Sunday, and we do love you, best thing to do would be just to skip this one and Listen to the Second Podcast. Trust us we are looking out for you.
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
George Lucas did it.
Why can't we?
We figured it was best since today
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
comes out.
So don't get mad and if you would like to write out letter to complain, send that mail to
5858 Lucas Valley Road, Nicasio, CA 94946
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 1 day till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode VI
Return Of The Jedi
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 2 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode V
The Empire Strikes Back
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 3 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode IV
A New Hope