Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Picasso Trigger
1988 | Action | 1hr 39mins
It's Friday! So we thought another
Movie Commentary was in order!
Continuing our marathon of the one and only Andy Sidaris. If this is your first time, Sidaris is the king of B-Rated films that pretty much only contains the 3 elements any film really ever needs Bullets, Babes and Sex!
Today we let lose on Picasso Trigger, another solid entry into the Sidaris legacy.
"Double agent Picasso Trigger is assassinated in Paris by double-crossing bad guy Miguel Ortiz. Then Ortiz begins eliminating agents of The Agency who were involved in his brother's death. The Agency (belatedly) springs into action to stop Ortiz' heinous activities. The usual gunplay, romance, and nifty toys with bombs ensue."
So grab a cold one and get ready for a thrill of a lifetime, because kids this is...
Picasso Trigger!
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...Justin Polizzi...absolutely...LOSES IT! Matt and DJ are powerless to stop him from embracing the dark side and unleashing his anger about the new Ghostbusters movies...and Finding Dory...and Spider-Man Homecoming...and the television upfront trailers for Lethal Weapon, MacGyver and Training Day. Polizzi's unbridled rage and fury sends the show toppling down into a dark abyss of obscenities and inappropriate behavior with household pets. An abyss the show may never ever be able to recover from. Now doesn't that sound like a show that you should listen to?! All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
NOTES
Lethal Weapon Television Series
Training Day Television Series
MacGyver Television Series
Tetris Film
Joe Pesci Rap Song "Wise Guy"
Ghostbusters Trailer 2
MUSIC
1976 By RJD2
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
Action In Memphis By Johnny Pearson
Let It Happen By Tame Impala
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
If you listened to the cold open to Episode 68 of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest starring Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing and Al Pacino, you might have heard Julie in the background taping something in the recording studio. In this Bonus Content clip, you can hear exactly what she was saying on her side of the glass.
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
On this “Spring Cleaning” episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing Podcast helps us talk remakes of TV shows, reboots of Robin Williams films, Game Of Thrones, Prince, Coolio, and movie character fights to the death. Oh and Al Pacino reads the phone book for us. All that and more on the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Notes
Rock and Jumanji
Chyna as She-Hulk
Music
Partyman by Prince
I Would Die For You by Prince
1999 by Prince
Let's Go Crazy by Prince
Raspberry Beret by Prince
Kiss by Prince
Controversy by Prince
Pop Life by Prince
Black Sweat by Prince
You Sexy MF by Prince
I Feel For You by Prince
When Doves Cry by Prince
North by Prince
Purple Rain by Prince
Game Of Thrones Theme by Ramin Djwada
Inside The Actor’s Studio Theme by Angelo Badalamenti
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Ready for another Police Academy Movie Commentary?
Nether are we...
But hey this is the last movie in the series and without a doubt better then that last one.
So for that last time (Thank God)
Grab that popcorn, get ready for dick jokes and enjoy the fact that there is no more Comdt. Mauser
Ladies and Gentlemen this is...
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol1987 | 1hr 28min | Comedy
We are finally done! Every Single Police Academy Film has been commented on by the gang at Simplistic Reviews.
Every Single One...
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
On this ORDER 66 Episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys get prepped for Batman V Superman with a brand new skit. Matt accepts our award from GeekCast Radio Network for best podcast. And to prove that they can be fair, the boys play a round of Simply Say Anything. Trailers, Indiana Jones, and Daredevil talk. All this and more on the March edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Notes
Order 66
Sean Connery Slapping Women Explanation
Judge Reinhold
Predator Poster
James Franco Batman Cowl
Music
Immediate Music - Person of Interest By Aleksandar Dimitrijevic
Let It Happen By Tame Impala
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
In Your Eyes By Peter Gabriel
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
You've heard from the experts...now hear from the madmen from Simplistic Reviews as they predict who will and who should win at the 2016 Oscars. Don't worry, the boys do their best to skate around the #OscarsSoWhite issue. What, are you kidding? They tackle it head on with enough irreverence that even Spike Lee flinch. They also tackle other topics like R rated animation, Jennifer Lawrence on the precipise of being hated, and Harvey Fierstein...a lot of Harvey Fierstein. All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Oscar Prediction Podcast
NOTES
Harvey Fierstein in Independence Day
Morgan Freeman Car Accident
MUSIC
Hot Shot By Saun & Star
Across 110th Street By Bobby Womack
Strawberry Letter 23 By The Brothers Johnson
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
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On this Law & Order/Valentine's Day-centric episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs. Film and the Lamb joins the boys to discuss important topics like Earl Grey, Parliament, Paul Giamatti, Mr. T, and Christopher Walken. Also the boys take some time to admit some of their worst movie and television sins in another edition of Simply Ashamed.
All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast
NOTES:
FX Film
Life Vs. Film
Earl Grey
Billions
MUSIC
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
It's A Shame Remix By The Spinners
Law & Order Theme By Mike Post
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Malibu Express1985 | Crime/Mystery | 1hr 45minsFUN
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the chance. In between investigating the many women around the Contessa's estate, Abilene eventually uncovers a complex case of espionage and blackmail.
So Police Academy 3: Back in Training SUCKED! Don't worry we Love You (only you)! So we have you covered, Malibu Express is the shit (the good shit). Part of the Bullets Bombs and Babes collection from Andy Sidaris, Malibu Express keeps its silliness but adds more to its story then that of Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
Sure Ticket was fun as well but bringing a bit of mystery to an already entertaining film is going the extra mile. Something Police Academy 3 never did.
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Police Academy 3: Back in Training1986 | Comedy(?) | 1hr 23minsSHIT
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
We did it! Call us crazy but we did it!
When police funding is cut, Governor Neilson announces that one of the city's two police academies will have to be closed down. To make it fair, Neilson announces a competition to determine which academy will stay opened. Commandant Eric Lassard calls back some of his former students to train the new batch of students, hoping to get the edge on the rival academy, which is run by Commandant Mauser. Lassard's new instructors, the former students he has brought back, include Carey Mahoney, Eugene Tackleberry, Moses Hightower, Debbie Callahan, Larvell Jones, Laverne Hooks, and Douglas Fackler.
Among the new students at Lassard's academy are Cadet Nogata, Cadet Karen Adams, Cadet Bud Kirkland, Cadet Sarah, Cadet Hedges, former gang leader Zed, and Zed's roommate, Cadet Sweetchuck. In order to increase his own academy's chances of winning, Mauser persuades two of Lassard's officers, Kyle Blanks and Chad Copeland, to turn traitor and help Mauser. The competition becomes complicated when a local marina is robbed by a gang of thieves who are dressed as busboys.
Police Academy 3 is in the can, sure its a can full of shit, but it is in the can none the less. Since we are doing a Double Feature this Super Bowl Sunday, and we do love you, best thing to do would be just to skip this one and Listen to the Second Podcast. Trust us we are looking out for you.