Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 4 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode III
Revenge Of The Sith
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 5 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode II
Attack Of The Clones
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 6 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode I
The Phantom Menace
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
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Happy Jew Year friends and family. The Simplistic Reviews Crew is back, and boy are they going to let you have it....not their virginity, we're all still clearly waiting for the right one to give that away to....
This month the boys try to find a way to make "Making a Murderer" the new #1 Comedy on CBS, to DJ's everylasting black rage involving Michael Bay as Transformers 69 is coming soon. We even throw in a little TV talk, and introduce a brand new game segment where we decide who lives or dies in "Simplistic Fisticuffs."
All this, plus we finally catch up with the asshat responsible for the deaths of both David Bowie and Alan Rickman in this super-sized, jam-packed edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
NOTES:
Bowie Being Bowie
Rickman Being Rickman
Bay Being Bay
MUSIC
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
Syd Dale By The Hell Raisers
1976 By RJD2
Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
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On this holiday episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew's Judeism is put to the test, Justin continues to try and make sense of the Prequels, DJ laments over Die Hard, and the boys have a hell of a time writing letters to Santa, spinning dreidels and breaking down the finale of Fargo. All this and more on our Ho-Ho-Ho Holiday Show.
NOTES
Quentin vs Disney
Independence Day 2 Trailer
TMNT 2 Trailer
X-Men: Apocalypse Trailer
MUSIC
Die Hard Score By Michael Kamen
Couple Of Misfits By Burt Ives
Christmas Time Is Here By Vince Guaraldi Trio
Christmas In Hollis By Run D.M.C.
Ode To Joy By Ludwig van Beethoven
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
ICEBREAKERTrailer
2000 | Action/Drama/Poorly Made | 90mins
At the the Killington ski resort something has gone awry. Evil terrorists led by the sinister Greig have taken the resort hostage with a stolen nuclear device. It's up to Ski Patrol bum Matt Foster to save the day... and his fiancé.
How did someone think a knockoff of Die Hard with Sean Astin would be a good idea?
It's that time of the year! Sunday Night Movie Night! Since the holidays are near and the snow is on the ground we figured Icebreaker is the right choice! (boy are we wrong)
Even MJ gives it his seal of approval. So everyone snuggle up in your blanket, pure some eggnog, get that fire going and sit back and enjoy the 2000 Classic,
Icebreaker!
FUN FACTS:
IT SUCKS
A PEZ IS USED AS A WEAPON
A VHS IS USED AS A WEAPON
BOMBS COUNT UP IN THIS FILM
IS IT BASED ON A TRUE STORY
NOPE THATS A LIE
SEAN ASTIN IS 14 IN THIS FILM AND EVERY OTHER FILM
TOOK US OVER A YEAR TO TRACK DOWN A COPY
WHAT A WASTE OF A YEAR THAT WAS
SEAN ASTIN HAS A COKE PROBLEM
THIS FILM IS ALL OVER THE PLACE
STACY KEACH SIT 99% OF THE FILM
DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE PEZ?
CHRIST KILL ME!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS 14 YEAR OLD BOY?
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
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Fall has fallen and the boys at Simplistic Reviews have taken it upon themselves to kick off the Thanksgiving Month right. There's Ronda Rousey Roadhouse talk, an uncensored Julie, Kelly LeBrock reminiscing and a good old fashioned game of Kill, F%*k, Marry.
All this in more in a turkey filled episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast
NOTES
The Usual Suspects
Ronda Rousey Loss
Woman In Red
Roadhouse
Fargo's Mike Milligan
MUSIC
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
Action In Memphis By John Pearson
The Ususal Suspects Theme By John Ottman
Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Happy Halloween!
Today is Halloween and to celebrate we figured what would be a better way then with the very unappreciated but great...
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
98 mins | Horror | 1982
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
The gang gathers around for this Halloween film that doesn't feature Micheal Myers but does feature but not limited to, Killer Halloween Masks! Commercialization of the Halloween! Witchcraft! Androids! Shamrocks! and Tom mofo Atkins! It's a spooky film for a spooky day...now if only we could drink a McDonald's Shamrock Shake with a hit of whiskey that would make this day even better!
Notes:
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
Trailer
Soundtrack
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
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To celebrate this creepy time of year, why not hang with the creepiest movie aficionados in the biz. On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk candy...fall TV premieres...Ronda Rousey's Roadhouse and Hayden Christensen.
This episode is filled to the brim with tricks and treats. Grab your machete, your knife glove, and put on your inside out William Shatner mask and enjoy!
NOTES
Jennifer Lawrence's Hunger Games C-word poster
Sam Smith Writing On the Wall
Ellen Pompeo criticizes Daniel Craig
MUSIC
Created A Monster by B.o.B.
Murder Was The Case By Snoop Dogg
Bonfire By Childish Gambino
Saw Theme By Charles Clouser
Halloween Theme By John Carpenter
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
Today's Sunday Movie is...
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
96mins / Action / 1987
There are films that come and go. Great films that missed the limelight and never get the recognition they deserve.
Then there is Hard Ticket To Hawaii, a film that's not amazing but we are glad it was made. It's a crazy film that feels like they honestly just run and gun it. And even though this film isn't perfect, it is one fun film to watch.
Check out Slaughter Film's ReviewAction Movie Time Machine - Hard Ticket to Hawaii
It's a film jam packed full of Bullets, Boobs and Explosions!
What more can you ask for?
Show Notes
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Read the Slaughter Film Review
Music Notes
Theme Song