Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
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Episodes
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
George Lucas did it.
Why can't we?
We figured it was best since today
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
comes out.
So don't get mad and if you would like to write out letter to complain, send that mail to
5858 Lucas Valley Road, Nicasio, CA 94946
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 1 day till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode VI
Return Of The Jedi
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 2 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode V
The Empire Strikes Back
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 3 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode IV
A New Hope
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 4 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode III
Revenge Of The Sith
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 5 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode II
Attack Of The Clones
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
With only 6 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Simplistic Theater
And today we bring youEpisode I
The Phantom Menace
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
Happy Jew Year friends and family. The Simplistic Reviews Crew is back, and boy are they going to let you have it....not their virginity, we're all still clearly waiting for the right one to give that away to....
This month the boys try to find a way to make "Making a Murderer" the new #1 Comedy on CBS, to DJ's everylasting black rage involving Michael Bay as Transformers 69 is coming soon. We even throw in a little TV talk, and introduce a brand new game segment where we decide who lives or dies in "Simplistic Fisticuffs."
All this, plus we finally catch up with the asshat responsible for the deaths of both David Bowie and Alan Rickman in this super-sized, jam-packed edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
NOTES:
Bowie Being Bowie
Rickman Being Rickman
Bay Being Bay
MUSIC
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
Syd Dale By The Hell Raisers
1976 By RJD2
Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
On this holiday episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew's Judeism is put to the test, Justin continues to try and make sense of the Prequels, DJ laments over Die Hard, and the boys have a hell of a time writing letters to Santa, spinning dreidels and breaking down the finale of Fargo. All this and more on our Ho-Ho-Ho Holiday Show.
NOTES
Quentin vs Disney
Independence Day 2 Trailer
TMNT 2 Trailer
X-Men: Apocalypse Trailer
MUSIC
Die Hard Score By Michael Kamen
Couple Of Misfits By Burt Ives
Christmas Time Is Here By Vince Guaraldi Trio
Christmas In Hollis By Run D.M.C.
Ode To Joy By Ludwig van Beethoven
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
ICEBREAKERTrailer
2000 | Action/Drama/Poorly Made | 90mins
At the the Killington ski resort something has gone awry. Evil terrorists led by the sinister Greig have taken the resort hostage with a stolen nuclear device. It's up to Ski Patrol bum Matt Foster to save the day... and his fiancé.
How did someone think a knockoff of Die Hard with Sean Astin would be a good idea?
It's that time of the year! Sunday Night Movie Night! Since the holidays are near and the snow is on the ground we figured Icebreaker is the right choice! (boy are we wrong)
Even MJ gives it his seal of approval. So everyone snuggle up in your blanket, pure some eggnog, get that fire going and sit back and enjoy the 2000 Classic,
Icebreaker!
FUN FACTS:
IT SUCKS
A PEZ IS USED AS A WEAPON
A VHS IS USED AS A WEAPON
BOMBS COUNT UP IN THIS FILM
IS IT BASED ON A TRUE STORY
NOPE THATS A LIE
SEAN ASTIN IS 14 IN THIS FILM AND EVERY OTHER FILM
TOOK US OVER A YEAR TO TRACK DOWN A COPY
WHAT A WASTE OF A YEAR THAT WAS
SEAN ASTIN HAS A COKE PROBLEM
THIS FILM IS ALL OVER THE PLACE
STACY KEACH SIT 99% OF THE FILM
DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE PEZ?
CHRIST KILL ME!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS 14 YEAR OLD BOY?