Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCE
Fall has fallen and the boys at Simplistic Reviews have taken it upon themselves to kick off the Thanksgiving Month right. There's Ronda Rousey Roadhouse talk, an uncensored Julie, Kelly LeBrock reminiscing and a good old fashioned game of Kill, F%*k, Marry.
All this in more in a turkey filled episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast
NOTES
The Usual Suspects
Ronda Rousey Loss
Woman In Red
Roadhouse
Fargo's Mike Milligan
MUSIC
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
Action In Memphis By John Pearson
The Ususal Suspects Theme By John Ottman
Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Happy Halloween!
Today is Halloween and to celebrate we figured what would be a better way then with the very unappreciated but great...
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
98 mins | Horror | 1982
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
The gang gathers around for this Halloween film that doesn't feature Micheal Myers but does feature but not limited to, Killer Halloween Masks! Commercialization of the Halloween! Witchcraft! Androids! Shamrocks! and Tom mofo Atkins! It's a spooky film for a spooky day...now if only we could drink a McDonald's Shamrock Shake with a hit of whiskey that would make this day even better!
Notes:
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
Trailer
Soundtrack
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
To celebrate this creepy time of year, why not hang with the creepiest movie aficionados in the biz. On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk candy...fall TV premieres...Ronda Rousey's Roadhouse and Hayden Christensen.
This episode is filled to the brim with tricks and treats. Grab your machete, your knife glove, and put on your inside out William Shatner mask and enjoy!
NOTES
Jennifer Lawrence's Hunger Games C-word poster
Sam Smith Writing On the Wall
Ellen Pompeo criticizes Daniel Craig
MUSIC
Created A Monster by B.o.B.
Murder Was The Case By Snoop Dogg
Bonfire By Childish Gambino
Saw Theme By Charles Clouser
Halloween Theme By John Carpenter
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
Today's Sunday Movie is...
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
96mins / Action / 1987
There are films that come and go. Great films that missed the limelight and never get the recognition they deserve.
Then there is Hard Ticket To Hawaii, a film that's not amazing but we are glad it was made. It's a crazy film that feels like they honestly just run and gun it. And even though this film isn't perfect, it is one fun film to watch.
Check out Slaughter Film's ReviewAction Movie Time Machine - Hard Ticket to Hawaii
It's a film jam packed full of Bullets, Boobs and Explosions!
What more can you ask for?
Show Notes
Watch the film with us
Read the Slaughter Film Review
Music Notes
Theme Song
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
Sharpen your pencils and grab your loose-leaf notebooks. It's the "back to school" edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this episode, the boys tackle Jesse Spano's horrible drug problem, Patty Mayonnaise's slutty behavior, and Max Landis' ego.
Speaking of schooling, Matt and DJ also pay up on a debt and discuss the high school spy film Barely Lethal, starring Oscar nominees Hailee Steinfeld and Samuel L. Jackson...yes...nothing in that sentence was made up.
Bill Cosby, Jared, Kanye, Miley...all get a little ribbing on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Show Notes
Wes Craven
Jesse Spano freakout
Patti Mayonnaise
Tommy Wiseau & Fantastic 4
Music Notes
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
Saved By The Bell Theme Song
Plain Jane By Sid Phillips
Game Of Thrones Remix
Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
Alright! Alright! The world can keep on spinning, cuz The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back! The irreverency level of the podcasting universe has just gone up as the boys barrel back into the world of movies and television once again. First they catch up with some of the stuff they missed with our annual segment Can You Dig It. Then the boys do a postmortem of True Detective Season 2 and sell Justin on the USA Network Show Mr. Robot. The boom boxes are held high to close off the show as they once again play the game Simply Say Anything.
Hulk Hogan is dealt with, Sesame Street is repurposed, Hateful 8 is dismissed for legal reason, and The Fantastic Four is laughed at...all on this return episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Show Notes
Shrimp Hands
Hulk Hogan Racist
Skyfall Target Practice
Bad Apocalypse
Roddy Piper Coconut
Ian Malcolm Lecture
Music Notes
Get Up Offa That Thing By James Brown
In Your Eyes By Peter Gabriel
Can You Dig It By Illmind
Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi
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Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
A secret agent is murdered!
Can his son, a high school gymnast, along with a spy catch the man/woman who killed him?
Team up with DJ and Justin to find out on the next Monday Night Movie Night!
Never Too Young To Die
92 mins / Action / 1986
Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless Van Ragnar. In this action-packed Bond-style thriller, the murdered secret agent's son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge against Van Ragnar. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.
Watch along with the film HERE
Taglines to tickle your fancy!
Stargrove: the new American hero.
Vanity: the new breed of temptress! Stamos: the new breed of hero!
At the age of 18, every government agency wanted him... dead or alive.
He inherited all his father's enemies and only one of his friends.
Action: Bond style. Beauty: Vanity style. Hero: American style.
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
We are back again for another Monday Night
Movie Night!
After that big 50th episode we took a bit of a break and sat down to watch the 1986 classic Back to School. We figured a few laughs was in order since a murder took place on that last podcast.
Back to School
96 mins / Comedy / 1986
"To help his discouraged son get through college, a fun-loving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself."
Music Notes
Back to School - Jude Cole
Twist and Shout - Rodney Dangerfield
Back To School - Oingo Boingo
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR (MOSTLY) IMMATURE AUDIENCES
Normal podcasts usually hit their 50th podcast roughly before their first year of existence. Good podcasts that pump out constant content on a normal basis won't even make a big deal about their 50th podcast. Superior podcasts will look at what we're doing and probably scoff at our sheer ineptitude to barely put out a single podcast every month. Well, it's a good thing that we are neither normal, good, and...well...the only time we've been called superior is when we show up to our parole hearings on time. Come to think of it, I better call Justin, I haven't heard from him in a while.
With that being said, get ready for some "high"-jinks as DJ, Justin, and Matt celebrate in style with the 50th edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. There will be laughs galore as the guys invite, or some might say "force", guests from other more well-received podcasts to share in their debauchery. Guests like JD Duran from the Insession Film Podcast. Barry and Jairo from the homo"neurotic" True Bromance Podcast. Let's not forget, damn I forgot his name...oh yeah...The Vern, from the As You Watch Podcast. Throw in a touch of Tim Costa from The First Time Watchers Podcast, Elwood from The Depths of DVD Hell, and a guest so special and so...well...scary, that even I can't tell you who it is.
Oh, so you're not impressed with that guest list? Well, how about the thrilling conclusion to our months long saga of Julie and her quest to kill the Simplistic Reviews guy? Yeah, you forgot about that didn't you? Well...yeah...now you're gonna get some closure.
Finally, we talk a trip back in time to the segment that put us on the map; Word Association with Justin, where we ask Justin about things in the news and he gives a monosyllabic answer.
All that, and so much more on this petty way to celebrate mediocrity with The Simplistic Review Podcast's 50th episode. Oh, by the way, the show is like 3 hours long, but what else are you going to do, watch the extended cut of "Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King?" Hmmmm, wait, that actually does sound like a good idea.
Show Notes
Insession Film Podcast
As You Watch Podcast
From The Depths of DVD Hell & MBDS Showcase
True Bromance Podcast
First Time Watchers Podcast
Life Vs. Film
Music Notes
Back to the Future Theme By Alan Silvestri
Inside the Actors Studio Theme By Angelo Badalamenti
It's A Shame By The Spinners
I Dream Of Jeanie Remix
Time By Jungle
Liar Liar By The Castaways
Action In Memphis By Johnny Pearson
Soy Bomb By Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives
Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Allen Toussaint
Vince McMahon Theme By Jim Johnston and Peter Bursuker
Dynasty Theme By Bill Conti
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
This is it! The penultimate episode before 50th episode extravaganza!
You'll swoon for June as the boys discover that there is no safe joke to be made about Caitlyn Jenner. They instead decide to tackle stories such as a Big Trouble In Little China reboot, a Jack Bauer spinoff, and a James Bond free for all on Simplistic Showcase. Justin and DJ later pay off a debt and discuss the 2014 horror anomaly that is Ouija. A conversation that introduces not one, not two, but three new characters. There is also the introduction of an old game played in a new way known as Simplistic Password. And The ongoing mystery between the boys and Julie reaches its climax.
Oh and Shia Labeouf closes out the show.
All this and more on a highly questionable, slightly offensive, Smokey and the Bandit themed episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
5:23 - Simplistic Showcase
37:31 - A Simplistic Reviewer Always Pays His Debts
57:35 - Simplistic Password
Show Notes
Mr. Bucket
Shia Labeouf Rant
Ouija
Caitlyn Jenner
A Different World
Night Court
Smokey and the Bandit
Music Notes
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
We Gotta Get Out Of This Place By The Animals
Birds And Brass By Sort Of Soul
The Stakes Is High By De La Soul
Game Of Thrones Remix By TDubb
Eastbound And Down By Jerry Reed
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